[00:03.38]May I have your attention please
[00:06.26]May I have your attention please
[00:08.95]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.51]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.14]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.58]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.70]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
[00:22.64]just burst in the door
[00:23.76]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.08]they first get divorced throwing
[00:26.21]her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.59]It's the return of the
[00:28.65]Oh wait no way your kidding
[00:29.95]he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.52]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.78]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
[00:36.17]he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:37.79]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.61]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.67]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.52]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:46.21]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.52]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.52]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.15]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.41]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.72]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.90]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.10]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.41]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.35]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.54]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:08.85]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.85]who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.78]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.85]then there's no reason that a man
[01:17.48]and another man can't elope
[01:18.48]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.72]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.80]I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.91]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.04]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.92]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.42]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:32.05]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:33.11]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.17]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.42]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.67]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:41.11]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.31]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.75]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.69]Half of you critics can't
[01:48.63]even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.50]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.56]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.13]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:56.94]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.50]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.82]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.21]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.02]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.53]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.77]And show the whole world
[02:12.19]how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:14.07]I'm sick of you little girl
[02:15.26]and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.82]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.13]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:20.13]Who cuss like me
[02:21.01]Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.51]Who dress like me
[02:23.45]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.76]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.52]But not quite me
[02:27.39]I'm Slim Shady
[02:28.14]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.26]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.95]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.89]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.42]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.48]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.61]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.22]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:42.16]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.41]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:47.04]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:48.04]things you joke about with your friends
[02:49.48]inside your living room
[02:50.16]The only difference is I got the balls
[02:51.79]to say it in front of ya'll
[02:53.04]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.92]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.98]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.67]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.20]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
[03:03.01]these albums like valiums
[03:03.76]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.13]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.20]Pinching nurses asses
[03:09.70]when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:11.82]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:13.63]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.57]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:18.14]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.39]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.95]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.74]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.61]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.87]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.24]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.80]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.68]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.87]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.24]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.67]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.55]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.05]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.42]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.84]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.59]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.22]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.35]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:59.03]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.97]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.09]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.47]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.53]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.16]The End