[00:00.00] 作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ...
[00:05.61] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[00:08.22] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:11.15] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:14.09] Doing, doing, doing
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[00:16.96] I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
[00:19.65] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[00:22.66] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[00:25.61] Doing, doing, doing
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[00:27.78] The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
[00:30.09] She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
[00:32.58] Think someones at the door
[00:33.85] But I don't think I'm gonna answer
[00:35.74] Police saying "freeze"
[00:36.97] Doing, doing, doing
[00:39.14] What do you mean freeze?
[00:40.57] Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
[00:42.70] I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
[00:44.90] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
[00:48.38] I'm already on my knees
[00:50.06] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
[00:53.39] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
[00:57.62] Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
[01:00.32] Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
[01:02.22] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[01:04.94] If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
[01:07.77] For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
[01:10.82] I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
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[01:14.55] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[01:17.28] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:20.16] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[01:23.15] Doing, doing, doing
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[01:26.05] Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
[01:28.59] Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
[01:31.74] Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
[01:34.67] Doing, doing, doing
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[01:36.62] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
[01:39.15] Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
[01:42.07] I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
[01:44.85] Police saying "freeze"
[01:46.02] Doing doing doing
[01:48.09] What do you mean freeze?
[01:49.58] Geez, I just got my seat
[01:50.98] I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
[01:53.85] Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
[01:56.81] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
[01:59.92] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
[02:02.57] And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
[02:05.46] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
[02:08.32] I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
[02:11.36] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
[02:14.04] What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
[02:16.95] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
[02:19.76] And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
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[02:23.62] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[02:26.32] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[02:29.33] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[02:32.16] Doing, doing, doing
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[02:35.11] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
[02:37.80] I ain't never seen a butt like that
[02:40.62] Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
[02:43.73] Doing, doing, doing
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[02:45.89] The way she moves she dances like a go-go
[02:48.22] In that video she sings get out your poles, so
[02:51.05] I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
[02:53.91] Police saying "freeze"
[02:55.27] Doing, doing, doing
[02:57.31] What do you mean freeze?
[02:58.69] My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
[03:01.92] I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
[03:06.06] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
[03:08.92] Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
[03:11.94] I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
[03:15.27] On the radio, but I think I did
[03:17.51] Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
[03:20.35] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
[03:23.07] I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
[03:26.37] Get to the chopper, everybody get out
[03:29.01] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
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[03:32.69] The way you shake it, I can't believe it
[03:35.41] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:38.40] The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:41.25] Doing, doing, doing
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[03:44.11] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
[03:46.91] I ain't never seen an ass like that
[03:49.75] Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
[03:52.74] Doing, doing, doing
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[03:55.42] **** is wrong with you? (ha!)
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