[00:00.00] 作曲 : Mark Bass & Jeff Bass & Marshall Mathers & Curtis Mayfield [00:01.00] 作词 : Bass, Bass, Mathers [00:05.57]Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?) [00:08.00]Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!) [00:10.61]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:13.08]Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "**** the world!" [00:15.81](I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot [00:18.31]And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!) [00:21.26]I think I got a generation brainwashed [00:23.32]to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh) [00:26.55]Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:28.57]I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch [00:31.23]Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:34.04]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp) [00:37.22]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:38.95]Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop [00:41.52]You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you [00:43.82]So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you [00:46.13] [00:46.48]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:50.37]I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [00:55.54]You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin [01:00.82](I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! [01:05.61] [01:06.35][Eminem] [01:07.07]I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh) [01:09.53]I like birds, bees, I like people [01:11.80]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe) [01:14.33]like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) [01:17.19]The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike [01:19.55]while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like [01:22.19]cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm) [01:24.57]I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh) [01:27.28]How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [01:29.84]when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?) [01:32.34]So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife [01:34.85]said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!) [01:37.53]I try to keep it positive and play it cool [01:39.96]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) [01:42.60]Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better [01:45.24]Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a **** you letter [01:47.59] [01:48.02]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [01:51.75]I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [01:56.91]You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin [02:02.39](I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! [02:07.09] [02:07.40][Eminem] [02:07.84]Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it [02:10.67](Aww that shit is wack!) [02:11.39]Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit [02:13.60](What?? That's my shit!) [02:13.96]People don't buy shit no more they just dub it [02:15.89]That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) [02:18.67]But they love it when you make your business public [02:20.96]so **** it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh) [02:23.63]And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it [02:26.18]cause you stupid mother****ers think I'm playin when I say it [02:28.59]-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed [02:30.94]Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh) [02:34.00]Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup) [02:37.01]I just wanna make a few things clear [02:39.11]My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup) [02:41.41]And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin [02:44.01]It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested [02:46.50]I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested [02:48.77] [02:49.25]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [02:53.24]I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [02:58.20]You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin [03:03.89](I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! [03:11.05](Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!! [03:15.72](Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha) [03:18.39]Y'all didn't wanna believe me! [03:23.83]I'm Shady!! [03:29.18].. And that's my name