[00:00.00]This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.
[00:04.97]The views and events expressed here are totally ****ed,
[00:07.91]And are not necessarily the views of anyone.
[00:10.65]However the events and suggestions that appear on this album are not to be taken lightly.
[00:16.41]Children should not partake in the listening of this album with laces in their shoes.
[00:21.00]Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions.
[00:24.31]Upon purchasing this album you have agreed not to try this at home.
[00:28.93]Anything else?
[00:30.65]Yeah, don't do drugs.