The Kids

Song The Kids
Artist Eminem
Album The Marshall Mathers LP

Lyrics

[00:02.05] {Mr. Mackey} （Eric Cartman）
[00:04.98] And everyone should get along..
[00:06.98] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.55] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.11] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:13.80]
[00:14.48] Children quiet down please
[00:16.42] Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!）
[00:18.44] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.48] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS!）
[00:22.82] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:24.10] {Eminem}
[00:24.35] Hi there little boys and girls （**** YOU!）
[00:26.49] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.11] But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?）
[00:30.63] Say hi Bob! （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.31] and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.10] but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:38.54] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.41] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:43.78] when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:46.97] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!）
[00:49.85] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.23] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.56] 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.65] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.28] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.97] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.72] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.38] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:10.87] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.28] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.44] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.60] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:20.66] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.11] and what it might do to you
[01:25.22] So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:27.39] Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）
[01:28.07] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[01:29.01] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[01:32.17] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[01:34.15] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[01:36.69] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[01:39.98] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[01:42.71] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[01:45.57] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:46.78] {Eminem}
[01:47.82] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.25] **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut （Huh?）
[01:53.22] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:55.22] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.31] If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.62] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.51] and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[02:05.90] So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.43] Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:10.52] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.54] and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.53] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.24] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.87] and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.84] His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:26.75] He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:28.92] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.48] "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.21] cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.21] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:39.51] Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.04] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:45.88] And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.90] So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:50.75] Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）
[02:51.51] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[02:53.63] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[02:56.40] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[02:58.55] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[03:01.96] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[03:04.43] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[03:06.39] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[03:09.66] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:10.88] {Eminem}
[03:12.03] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.93] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.22] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:20.04] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.62] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.14] And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.62] And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?）
[03:30.62] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.03] （Mr. Shady what's a G-string?） It's yarn Claire
[03:35.66] Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em （Huh?）
[03:38.69] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.68] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:41.87] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?）
[03:46.81] cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!）
[03:49.21] See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:51.05] But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!）
[03:53.96] But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.70] They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.05] and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:01.27] So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
[04:04.15] cause I'm bad for you
[04:05.25] Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）
[04:05.88] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[04:07.26] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[04:09.99] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[04:12.20] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[04:15.43] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[04:17.95] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[04:20.24] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[04:23.36] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:24.86] {Mr. Mackey} （Eric Cartman）
[04:26.93] Come on children, clap along （SHUT UP!）
[04:28.92] Sing along children （Suck my mother****in dick!）
[04:30.65] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!）
[04:36.97] So don't do drugs （Suck my mother****in penis!）
[04:39.31] so there'll be more for me （Hippie! God damnit!）
[04:43.68] （So, ****ed up, right now..）

Pinyin

[00:02.05] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[00:04.98] And everyone should get along..
[00:06.98] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.55] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.11] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:13.80]
[00:14.48] Children quiet down please
[00:16.42] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP!
[00:18.44] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.48] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS!
[00:22.82] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:24.10] Eminem
[00:24.35] Hi there little boys and girls YOU!
[00:26.49] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.11] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:30.63] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.31] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.10] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:38.54] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.41] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:43.78] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:46.97] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:49.85] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.23] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.56] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.65] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.28] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.97] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.72] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.38] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:10.87] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.28] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.44] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.60] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:20.66] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.11] and what it might do to you
[01:25.22] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:27.39] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[01:28.07] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:29.01] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:32.17] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:34.15] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:36.69] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:39.98] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:42.71] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:45.57] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:46.78] Eminem
[01:47.82] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.25] NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.22] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:55.22] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.31] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.62] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.51] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:05.90] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.43] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:10.52] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.54] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.53] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.24] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.87] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.84] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:26.75] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:28.92] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.48] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.21] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.21] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:39.51] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.04] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:45.88] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.90] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:50.75] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[02:51.51] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:53.63] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:56.40] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:58.55] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.96] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:04.43] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:06.39] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:09.66] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:10.88] Eminem
[03:12.03] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.93] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.22] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:20.04] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.62] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.14] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:27.62] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.62] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:33.03] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:35.66] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:38.69] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.68] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:41.87] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:46.81] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:49.21] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:51.05] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:53.96] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:56.70] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.05] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:01.27] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:04.15] cause I' m bad for you
[04:05.25] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[04:05.88] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:07.26] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:09.99] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:12.20] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:15.43] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:17.95] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:20.24] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:23.36] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:24.86] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[04:26.93] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:28.92] Sing along children Suck my mother in dick!
[04:30.65] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:36.97] So don' t do drugs Suck my mother in penis!
[04:39.31] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:43.68] So, ed up, right now..