作词 : Costello
Calling Mister 
Oswald with the swastika tattoo
There is a vacancy waiting in the 
English voodoo
Carving V for vandal on the guilty boy's head
When he's had enough of that maybe you'll take him to bed
To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead
Turn up the 
TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know
They think that 
I've got no respect but everything means less than zero
Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey
Oswald and his sister are doing it again
They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen
They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile
They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while
Well, I hear that 
South America is coming into style
Turn up the 
TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know
They think that 
I've got no respect but everything means less than zero
Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey
A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor
Mister Oswald said, he had an understanding with the law
He said, he heard about a couple living in the 
USAHe said, they traded in their baby for a 
ChevroletLet's talk about the future now we've put the past away
Turn up the 
TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know
They think that 
I've got no respect but everything means less than zero
Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey