Life is hard and so am I You better give me something So I don't die Novocaine for the soul Before I sputter out Before I sputter out Life is white and I am black Jesus and his lawyer are coming back Oh my darling, will you be here? Before I sputter out Before I sputter out Before I sputter out Guess who's living here with the great undead This paint-by-numbers life is ****ing with my head once again Life is good and I feel great 'cause mother says I was a great mistake Novocaine for the soul You better give me something to fill the hole Before I sputter out Before I sputter out Before I sputter out Before I sputter out