作曲 : Mark Everett
 作词 : E
Lets go down to the fashion show
With all the pretty people that you dont know

Well sit down in the velvet chairs
Theyll hand awards out for best hair
And if we dont win one, well, then

Well blow off our heads in despair

Well blow off our heads in despair

I smell magic in the room

Flashing lights and sonic booms
Lovely saps all without a care

Nobody said that the world was fair

And if they did say so, well, then

Well blow off our heads in despair

Well blow off our heads in despair

Lets go down to the fashion show

With all the pretty people and piles of blow

Well sit down in the velvet chairs
And hang on tight to our bus fare
And if it falls between the seats

Well blow off our heads in despair

Well blow off our heads in despair