Before She Does
I believe that gas is too damn high

An' there ain't nothin' more American

Than Mama's apple pie
I believe in love; I believe in peace

But I don't believe we'll ever see it

In that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact

An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back
Before she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
.

The taxman an' the Devil share the same address
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit

I believe in keep your mouth shut

An' carry a big stick
I believe that dogs are better than cats

An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

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There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't

An' she's really gone this time

I believe that cold, cold beer
.

Tastes better on a bar stool

Than it does anywhere

I believe hard work really makes the man

But everyone should wet a line every now an' then
I believe it's best to pay in cash

An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back
Before she does

.
There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't

An' she's really gone this time

.
I believe she was a real good thing

Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed

An' said Jesus is comin' back before she does

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Before she does

Before she does