[00:02.82]eric church -   I'm Gettin' Stoned
[00:19.23]Read it in the paper
[00:21.23]Marked the date on the wall
[00:23.85]To remind myself to celebrate
[00:26.91]The day I lose it all
[00:29.15]They made plans to be together
[00:31.77]I made plans to be alone
[00:34.08]She got a rock
[00:36.64]I'm gettin' stoned
[00:42.57]Damn right I've got objections
[00:45.06]But it's awful too late now
[00:47.74]Yeah, the cans are on the limo
[00:50.14]And the rice is on the ground
[00:52.88]They're headed for the islands
[00:55.56]But hell I'm already gone
[00:57.94]She got a rock
[00:59.68]I'm gettin' stoned
[01:03.74]Here's to happy ever after
[01:06.48]And here's to balls and chains
[01:09.19]And Here's to all us haters
[01:11.30]Of old lovers new last names
[01:14.17]And here's to holdin' up
[01:16.23]And gettin' right where I belong
[01:20.53]She got a rock
[01:23.10]I'm gettin' stoned
[01:28.97]Yeah I knew that it was over
[01:31.39]When I heard those wedding bells
[01:34.14]That preacher was my jailer
[01:36.38]Now this bottle is my bail
[01:38.82]So much for all that prayin',
[01:41.63]Her I do would be I don't
[01:44.24]She got a rock
[01:46.31]I'm gettin' stoned
[01:50.18]Here's to happy ever after
[01:52.62]And here's to balls and chains
[01:55.42]And here's to all us haters
[01:57.79]Of old lovers new last names
[02:00.84]And here's to holdin' up
[02:02.59]And gettin' right where I belong
[02:06.96]She got a rock
[02:09.52]I'm gettin' stoned
[02:33.90]So to hell with her and him
[02:35.89]And the white horse the rode out on
[02:40.07]She got a rock
[02:42.63]I'm gettin' stoned
[02:45.06]Yeah she got a rock
[02:49.09]Ha ha ha
[02:52.28]I'm gettin' stoned
[02:57.08]Yeah I'm gettin' stoned
[03:00.39]Yeeaahhh come on
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