| Song | Pinball Wizard |
| Artist | Elton John |
| Album | Caribou |
| Lyrics:Pete Townshend Music:Pete Townshend | |
| Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball | |
| From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all | |
| But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine | |
| Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean | |
| Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist | |
| A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist | |
| How do you think he does it I don't know | |
| What makes him so good | |
| Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes or bells | |
| Don't see lights a-flashing, plays by sense of smell | |
| Always gets a replay, never seen him fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| I thought I was the Bally table king | |
| But I just handed my pinball crown to him | |
| Even on my favourite table, he can beat my best | |
| His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest | |
| He's got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball |
| Lyrics: Pete Townshend Music: Pete Townshend | |
| Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball | |
| From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all | |
| But I ain' t seen nothing like him in any amusement hall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine | |
| Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean | |
| Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| He' s a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist | |
| A pinball wizard' s got such a supple wrist | |
| How do you think he does it I don' t know | |
| What makes him so good | |
| Ain' t got no distractions, can' t hear no buzzes or bells | |
| Don' t see lights aflashing, plays by sense of smell | |
| Always gets a replay, never seen him fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| I thought I was the Bally table king | |
| But I just handed my pinball crown to him | |
| Even on my favourite table, he can beat my best | |
| His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest | |
| He' s got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall | |
| That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball |