作词 : James Tucker/Michael McCuistion
 作曲 : James Tucker/Michael McCuistion
Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble
Indeed, but it is you who will take the tumble
I'm sorry, hon, but did you just sing that?
Of course I did not
Wait, yes, I did
I'm sounding shrill against my will
and cannot stop this singing
And in my ears I swear I hear
a quite distinctive ringing
This silly game is very lame
and someone's going to pay
An unknown force but where's the source
that has us in its sway
Who is doing this to us?
And on this we must concur
They're dastardly
Despicable
Disturbingly inexplicable
And imminently kickable
That dirty rotten rat is
The Music Meister
Put down your arms, my friends
Your arrows, guns, and swords
Your resistance to my charm now ends
When I belt these power chords
Good guys or bad guys
It doesn't really matter
You are all just slaves
To my hypnotic patter
As I regale you with my story
You'll know you have no choice
But to do my evil bidding
When you hear this booming voice
Oh, I'm the Music Meister
He's the Music Meister
And everyone just fawns
He's the Music Meister
And we are all his pawns
And so for me it's destiny
To be the maestro of villainy
Yes, I'm the Music Meister
And I'm here to settle the score
You see, I too have plans for this satellite
And now that I've established who's in charge
Get to work
Bullies used to pick on me
because I sang in choir
But something very strange occurred
when I kept singing higher
The ruffians around me
quickly fell into a trance
And it was then with wicked glee
I made those puppets dance
I'm the Music Meister
He's the Music Meister
And everyone just fawns
He's the Music Meister
And we are all his pawns
I'm the Music Meister
Crime became my path
He's the Music Meister
And we must beware his wrath
That voice. Beautiful

You better tow the line, you see
Because your wills belong to me
And now, my friends You have the chance
To show Batman how well you dance

And now that Batman's been delayed
Your usefulness has passed
A distraction is what I need
So kick into that blast
I'm the Music Meister
I cannot help but boast
He's the Music Meister
Under his spell, we're toast
I'm the Music Meister
I won the day Now I must fly
I'm the Music Meister
And I'm here to settle the score