作词 : Lolita Ritmanis/Michael Jelenic
 作曲 : Lolita Ritmanis/Michael Jelenic
He always has a sidekick,
Some boy wonder at his call.
His utility belt holds everything,
Can't find that at the mall.
The Batmobile is super fast,
There is no car that is surpassed.
It's a good thing we've got Arkham,
'Cause he really drives us bats!

Drives us bats!
Drives us bats!
He really drives us bats, bats, bats!
He drives us bats!

Whether dancing the Batusi,
Or using an array of tools,
He's always got the answers!
He makes us look like fools!
He's got no super powers,
He's just a flying rat!
It's a good thing we've got Arkham,
'Cause he really drives us bats!

Drives us bats!
World's greatest detective!
Drives us bats!
Foiling every evil scheme!
He really drives us bats, bats, bats!
He drives us bats!

Even without shark repellant...
He's tougher than he seems.
Other heroes often ask...
Why is he always the top cat?
He drives us bats!
Drives us bats!
Drives us bats!