[00:27.990]Please allow me to introduce myself
[00:31.209]I'm a man of wealth and taste
[00:36.900]I've been around for a long, long year
[00:40.100]Stole many a man's soul and faith
[00:45.280]I was 'round when Jesus Christ
[00:49.000]Had his moment of doubt and pain
[00:54.100]Made damn sure that Pilate
[00:58.100]Washed his hands and sealed his fate
[01:06.300]Pleased to meet you
[01:07.540]Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
[01:13.800]But what's puzzling you
[01:15.560]Is the nature of my game
[01:22.830]I stuck around St. Petersberg
[01:27.100]When I saw it was a time for a change
[01:31.700]I Killed the Czar and his ministers
[01:36.300]Anastasia screamed in vain
[01:41.200]I rode a tank
[01:42.229]Held a general's rank
[01:44.340]When the Blitzkrieg raged
[01:46.550]And the bodies stank
[01:52.200]Pleased to meet you
[01:54.259]Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
[02:00.170]What's puzzling you
[02:02.290]Is the nature of my game, a-ha
[02:09.598]I watched with glee
[02:10.999]While your kings and queens
[02:13.329]Fought for ten decades
[02:15.379]For the Gods they made
[02:18.209]I shouted out
[02:19.989]"Who killed the Kennedys?"
[02:22.700]When after all
[02:24.299]It was you and me
[02:27.399]Let me please introduce myself
[02:30.859]I'm a man of wealth and taste
[02:35.809]And I laid traps for troubadors
[02:39.640]Who get killed before they reached Bombay
[02:47.359]Pleased to meet you
[02:49.689]Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
[02:55.269]But what's puzzling you
[02:57.609]Is the nature of my game, yeah
[03:42.239]Pleased to meet you
[03:44.339]Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
[03:49.539]But what's confusing you
[03:51.909]Is just the nature of my game
[03:59.679]Just as every cop is a criminal
[04:03.269]And all the sinners saints
[04:07.799]As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
[04:11.849]'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
[04:16.890]So if you meet me, have some courtesy
[04:20.880]Have some sympathy, and some taste
[04:25.359]Use all your well-learned politesse
[04:29.659]Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
[04:37.549]Pleased to meet you
[04:39.609]Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
[04:44.840]But what's puzzling you
[04:47.150]Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
[04:54.859]Woo, oh yeah
[05:01.800]Tell me baby, what's my name
[05:06.299]Tell me honey, baby guess my name