Knock on the door, it's early morning
Man in a suit says he wants to talk to me
About the big JC
Who the **** is he?
Each time that he takes a bible
Says he was a man just like you and me
Oh, woo pee dee
I don't like his suit
And I don't like his tie
And I don't like the fact he's so happy
It can't be for me, the big JC
Sometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you can't get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't talk much
Sometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you can't keep up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't think much
No I don't think much
No I don't think much
Boy on the pavement, he's looking a picture
He looks like the eighties
Oh why did it happen to me?
Twice in a life time now,
Twice in a life time,Lord
My teenage years tryna not look like somebody like him
But what can I do?
Shoulder pads and belts
Morten Harket in tights
Oh, I'm sorry they're jeans
But how did ya get them on?
Will they ever come off?
Will they ever come off?
Sometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you can't get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't talk much
Sometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you can't keep up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't think much
No I don't think much
No I don't think much
Knock on the door, it's early evening
It's dangerous Dave,he's come to break my house
'Cause he's a dangerous sod
But I like him a lot
And we talk about music and we talk about friends
Before we realize that we don't know much about either of them
And that's the way things are between Dave and me
Shoulder pads and belts
Morten Harket in tights
Oh, I'm sorry they're jeans
But how did ya get them on?
Will they ever come off?
Will they ever come off?
Sometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you can't get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't talk much
Sometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you can't get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I don't think much
No I don't think much
No I don't think much
No I don't think much
No I don't think much