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Here we go |
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Piece of shit car |
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I got a piece of shit car |
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That ****in' pile of shit |
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Never gets me very far |
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My car's a big piece of shit |
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'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot |
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And my seatbelt's ****ing broken |
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I got to tie it in a knot |
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(It's a piece of shit) |
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I can't see through the windshield |
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'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack |
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And the interior smells real bad |
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'Cause my friend puked in the back |
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(It's a piece of shit) |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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Piece of shit car |
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(He's got a piece of shit car) |
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It sucks royal **** |
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(That ****in' pile of shit) |
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100% crap |
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(Never gets him very far) |
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Oh **** you car |
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It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track |
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Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack |
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(They can bite his ass too) |
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And I got no ****in' brakes |
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I'm always way out of control |
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Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it *******" |
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(You ****in' piece of shit) |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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I got piece of shit car |
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(He got a piece of shit car) |
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Diesel gas sucks my ass |
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(That ****in' pile of shit) |
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That pile of metal shit |
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(Never gets him very far) |
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Oh what the **** did I do |
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What the **** did I do |
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What the **** did I do |
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To get stuck with you |
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You're too wide for drive-thru |
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And you smell like the shoe |
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But I'm too broke to buy something new |
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Oh **** me |
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Well the engine likes to flood |
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The car always ****in' stalls |
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And the seat cushion's got a big rip |
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So a spring always pokes the ***** |
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(Ouch, ouch, ouch) |
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Plus the door locks are busted |
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I gotta use a ****ing coat hanger |
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(What a pain in his ass) |
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And if a girlie sees my car |
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There's no chance I'll ever bang her |
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(He never ever gets da *****) |
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Hey shut up |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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You piece of shit car |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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You piece of shit car |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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Bald ****in' tires |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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No rearview ****ing mirror |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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Seven different colors |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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****ing rag for a gas cap |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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(Piece of shit car) |
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Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser |
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(You got a piece of shit car) |
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Cabby give me a push |
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(Piece of shit car...) |