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Song 吴承恩VS曹雪芹
Artist 司鼓君
Artist 心华
Artist 星尘
Artist 纳兰寻风
Album 吴承恩VS曹雪芹

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : BB就瞎BB
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 司鼓君
[00:02.372] 策划:江伊望
[00:03.212] 曲、编、混:司鼓君
[00:04.028] 神调校:辣男脑丝
[00:04.748] 星尘:吴承恩
[00:05.732] 心华:曹雪芹
[00:06.500]
[00:11.876] 【吴承恩】我是淮安府一勤勉老叟
[00:14.300] 聪慧过人半生进学不休
[00:16.772] 爱看八卦秘史提笔能诌
[00:19.340] 有谁不识大闹天宫的猴
[00:22.220] 【曹雪芹】我乃炫富达人纵情诗酒
[00:24.740] 自幼北漂全家都是北京户口
[00:27.260] 半书出道的我简直全民idol
[00:29.852] 剧情的讨论至今没完没休
[00:31.988] 【PK开始】
[00:32.156] 【曹雪芹】哪个书的主角能比你笔下猴子还丑
[00:34.460] 什么天生地养我看纯粹就是没爹娘收
[00:37.964] 多动症状连神都难以拯救
[00:40.316] 问题儿童刚出生就去胡搅找抽
[00:42.740] 【吴承恩】我的创意别说你没有偷
[00:45.212] 宝玉通灵咋也是块石头
[00:47.756] 丫的忒闲整天东晃西溜
[00:49.700] 被打屁股还不是哼唧“呕呕”
[00:53.012] 【曹雪芹】元妃省亲好歹是皇戚国舅
[00:55.388] 弼马温 尔也敢齐天来吼
[00:57.956] 看到蟠桃立马魄失魂丢
[01:00.068] 野性未收的猴到底是飞禽走兽
[01:02.924] 【吴承恩】国公府上工部主事难hold
[01:05.516] 猴已成仙敬爷他却还修
[01:07.988] 姐姐妹妹都中看不中留
[01:10.556] 后宫渣男光懂得虐单身狗
[01:13.004] 【曹雪芹】文明礼节大家都要遵守
[01:15.500] 随便动粗显得素质太low
[01:18.044] 西天限速谁常随意筋斗
[01:19.916] 菩萨快递上门还敢拒绝签收
[01:23.084] 【吴承恩】呼来喝去贵族少爷派头
[01:25.460] 玉来玉去不知哪屋的妞
[01:28.052] 干起事来多动嘴不动手
[01:30.500] 娘炮一个能打都没有
[01:34.196] 【中场休息】
[01:43.148] 【曹雪芹】捣神弄鬼无愧商贾之后
[01:45.596] 名虽承恩反倒功名难就
[01:48.332] 七分文章三分前人杂糅
[01:50.156] 那影视改编我看就活脱脱一场色诱
[01:53.156] 【吴承恩】茅屋赊酒比谁脸皮厚
[01:55.628] 男身女名看着很别扭
[01:58.148] 半道弃坑编辑被逼来兜
[02:00.380] 翻拍却比裹脚布还臭~
[02:03.236] 【曹雪芹】脂砚斋评何处不见风流
[02:05.372] 最是伤春当属葬花一首
[02:08.204] 作者身份哪烦后世考究
[02:10.388] 美其名曰四人取经三只脚底抹油
[02:13.268] 【吴承恩】猴哥一声形象风靡全球
[02:16.004] 西游二字常见各大网游
[02:18.524] 不像某人百年后还忽悠
[02:21.092] 考据这饭放得太久容易馊
[02:23.852] 【曹雪芹】妖妖怪怪吹出天大阴谋
[02:26.156] 林林总总各种花式翻译出糗
[02:28.868] 逻辑硬伤还篡改时间轴
[02:31.316] 就几行破诗勉强还算得上对偶
[02:34.004] 【吴承恩】兜兜转转经常强行剧透
[02:38.996] 男男女女闲得没事就愁
[02:43.940] 和气一团各打各小九九
[02:47.636] 谁有好命投胎那富贵温柔

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : BB jiù xiā BB
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : sī gǔ jūn
[00:02.372] cè huà: jiāng yī wàng
[00:03.212] qū biān hùn: sī gǔ jūn
[00:04.028] shén diào xiào: là nán nǎo sī
[00:04.748] xīng chén: wú chéng ēn
[00:05.732] xīn huá: cáo xuě qín
[00:06.500]
[00:11.876] wú chéng ēn wǒ shì huái ān fǔ yī qín miǎn lǎo sǒu
[00:14.300] cōng huì guò rén bàn shēng jìn xué bù xiū
[00:16.772] ài kàn bā guà mì shǐ tí bǐ néng zhōu
[00:19.340] yǒu shuí bù shí dà nào tiān gōng de hóu
[00:22.220] cáo xuě qín wǒ nǎi xuàn fù dá rén zòng qíng shī jiǔ
[00:24.740] zì yòu běi piāo quán jiā dōu shì běi jīng hù kǒu
[00:27.260] bàn shū chū dào de wǒ jiǎn zhí quán mín idol
[00:29.852] jù qíng de tǎo lùn zhì jīn méi wán méi xiū
[00:31.988] PK kāi shǐ
[00:32.156] cáo xuě qín něi gè shū de zhǔ jué néng bǐ nǐ bǐ xià hóu zi hái chǒu
[00:34.460] shén me tiān shēng dì yǎng wǒ kàn chún cuì jiù shì méi diē niáng shōu
[00:37.964] duō dòng zhèng zhuàng lián shén dōu nán yǐ zhěng jiù
[00:40.316] wèn tí ér tóng gāng chū shēng jiù qù hú jiǎo zhǎo chōu
[00:42.740] wú chéng ēn wǒ de chuàng yì bié shuō nǐ méi yǒu tōu
[00:45.212] bǎo yù tōng líng zǎ yě shì kuài shí tou
[00:47.756] yā de tè xián zhěng tiān dōng huǎng xī liū
[00:49.700] bèi dǎ pì gu hái bú shì hēng jī" ǒu ǒu"
[00:53.012] cáo xuě qín yuán fēi xǐng qīn hǎo dǎi shì huáng qī guó jiù
[00:55.388] bì mǎ wēn ěr yě gǎn qí tiān lái hǒu
[00:57.956] kàn dào pán táo lì mǎ pò shī hún diū
[01:00.068] yě xìng wèi shōu de hóu dào dǐ shì fēi qín zǒu shòu
[01:02.924] wú chéng ēn guó gōng fǔ shàng gōng bù zhǔ shì nán hold
[01:05.516] hóu yǐ chéng xiān jìng yé tā què hái xiū
[01:07.988] jiě jie mèi mei dōu zhōng kàn bu zhōng liú
[01:10.556] hòu gōng zhā nán guāng dǒng de nüè dān shēn gǒu
[01:13.004] cáo xuě qín wén míng lǐ jié dà jiā dōu yào zūn shǒu
[01:15.500] suí biàn dòng cū xiǎn de sù zhì tài low
[01:18.044] xī tiān xiàn sù shuí cháng suí yì jīn dǒu
[01:19.916] pú sà kuài dì shàng mén hái gǎn jù jué qiān shōu
[01:23.084] wú chéng ēn hū lái hè qù guì zú shào yé pài tóu
[01:25.460] yù lái yù qù bù zhī nǎ wū de niū
[01:28.052] gàn qǐ shì lái duō dòng zuǐ bù dòng shǒu
[01:30.500] niáng pào yí gè néng dǎ dōu méi yǒu
[01:34.196] zhōng chǎng xiū xī
[01:43.148] cáo xuě qín dǎo shén nòng guǐ wú kuì shāng gǔ zhī hòu
[01:45.596] míng suī chéng ēn fǎn dào gōng míng nán jiù
[01:48.332] qī fēn wén zhāng sān fēn qián rén zá róu
[01:50.156] nà yǐng shì gǎi biān wǒ kàn jiù huó tuì tuì yī chǎng sè yòu
[01:53.156] wú chéng ēn máo wū shē jiǔ bǐ shuí liǎn pí hòu
[01:55.628] nán shēn nǚ míng kàn zhe hěn biè niǔ
[01:58.148] bàn dào qì kēng biān jí bèi bī lái dōu
[02:00.380] fān pāi què bǐ guǒ jiǎo bù hái chòu
[02:03.236] cáo xuě qín zhī yàn zhāi píng hé chǔ bú jiàn fēng liú
[02:05.372] zuì shì shāng chūn dāng shǔ zàng huā yī shǒu
[02:08.204] zuò zhě shēn fèn nǎ fán hòu shì kǎo jiū
[02:10.388] měi qí míng yuē sì rén qǔ jīng sān zhǐ jiǎo dǐ mǒ yóu
[02:13.268] wú chéng ēn hóu gē yī shēng xíng xiàng fēng mǐ quán qiú
[02:16.004] xī yóu èr zì cháng jiàn gè dà wǎng yóu
[02:18.524] bù xiàng mǒu rén bǎi nián hòu hái hū yōu
[02:21.092] kǎo jù zhè fàn fàng dé tài jiǔ róng yì sōu
[02:23.852] cáo xuě qín yāo yāo guài guài chuī chū tiān dà yīn móu
[02:26.156] lín lín zǒng zǒng gè zhòng huā shì fān yì chū qiǔ
[02:28.868] luó ji yìng shāng hái cuàn gǎi shí jiān zhóu
[02:31.316] jiù jǐ xíng pò shī miǎn qiǎng hái suàn de shàng duì ǒu
[02:34.004] wú chéng ēn dōu dōu zhuǎn zhuǎn jīng cháng qiáng xíng jù tòu
[02:38.996] nán nán nǚ nǚ xián dé méi shì jiù chóu
[02:43.940] hé qì yī tuán gè dǎ gè xiǎo jiǔ jiǔ
[02:47.636] shuí yǒu hǎo mìng tóu tāi nà fù guì wēn róu