| Song | The Producer |
| Artist | Die Toten Hosen |
| Album | Crash Landing |
| Welcome! | |
| My name is Jon Caffery and I am the producer of this record. | |
| It was performed by Die Toten Hosen from Düsseldorf and made in Germany. | |
| And I mean West-Germany. | |
| I thank you for placing your trust in me. | |
| For further information or potential risks and side effects please consult your doctor or ask your neighbours. | |
| What more can I say? | |
| Let’s begin… |
| Welcome! | |
| My name is Jon Caffery and I am the producer of this record. | |
| It was performed by Die Toten Hosen from Dü sseldorf and made in Germany. | |
| And I mean WestGermany. | |
| I thank you for placing your trust in me. | |
| For further information or potential risks and side effects please consult your doctor or ask your neighbours. | |
| What more can I say? | |
| Let' s begin |