I make my living off the evening news Just give me something something I can use People love it when you lose They love dirty laundry Well I coulda been an actor but I wound up here I just have to look good I don’t have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear [01:51.24 [01:20.62 [01:21.13 [01:22.22 [03:28.91 We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who Comes on at five She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye Its interesting when people die- Can we film the operation Is the head dead yet You know the boys in the newsroom got a Running bet Get the widow on the set We need dirty laundry You don’t really need to find out what’s going on You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry Kick ’em when they’re down [03:37.52 Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When its said and done we haven’t told you a thing We all know that crap is king