| Song | Eunuch Boy |
| Artist | Descendents |
| Album | Everything Sucks |
| 作词 : Aukerman, Lombardo | |
| Eunuch boy, eunuch boy | |
| Thought a lawnmover was another toy | |
| Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight | |
| He can't even masturbate | |
| Got no gonads, only two sockets | |
| Got no bulge in his pockets | |
| Eunuch boy, eunuch boy | |
| Thought a lawnmower was just another toy | |
| Can't even make it through a day of school | |
| They try to stomp his shriveled tool | |
| It must suck to know you'll never ****. |
| zuò cí : Aukerman, Lombardo | |
| Eunuch boy, eunuch boy | |
| Thought a lawnmover was another toy | |
| Don' t laugh at him cause he can' t piss straight | |
| He can' t even masturbate | |
| Got no gonads, only two sockets | |
| Got no bulge in his pockets | |
| Eunuch boy, eunuch boy | |
| Thought a lawnmower was just another toy | |
| Can' t even make it through a day of school | |
| They try to stomp his shriveled tool | |
| It must suck to know you' ll never . |