Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here
I queefed - 
EnjoyMake the most of my butt-toast
Enjoy my good friends - 
EnjoyThe laces of my shoes unlock the mystery
Come and share a treat with me
I can't recall the last time 
I washed my feet
We're in for a treat
Here's my shoes - 
EnjoyAnd here's my socks - 
EnjoyMake the most of my toe toast
Enjoy, my good friends - 
EnjoyFlatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank 
God you're here
I queefed - 
EnjoySniff my ass whilst 
I pass gas
Smell my feces - 
EnjoyEnjoy my good friends - 
Enjoy