作曲 : Sandman Why can't it be like the old days When everybody got along Everybody was so nice and kind to each other Everybody had a job Why can't be like the old days When only the strong survived And morality was rewarded with a serenity That we can't even imagine anymore Why can't it be like the old days When we lived in caves all winter Hiding and eating bear fat And chewing carcasses for nourishment Until spring came and we could Go outisde and club a rabbit It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore Why can't it be like the old days When the men wore tight hats And society worshiped a woman's big fat ass I'll say it again Why can't it be like the old days When the men wore tight hats And society worshiped a woman's big fat ass It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore Why can't it be like the old days When everybody got along Everybody hat a place called home Everybody had a job Why can't it be like the old days When everybody had respect For old white men And out of wedlock sex It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore It's not like that anymore oh oh It's not like that anymore