作词 : Biafra, Dead Kennedys I am your plumber No I never went away I still bug your bedrooms Pick up everything you say And it can be a boring job To monitor all day your excess talk I hear when you're drinking Cheating on your lonely wife I play tape recordings Of you to my friends at night We've got a girl in bed with you You're on candid camera, we just unelected you I am the owl I seek out the foul Wipe 'em away Keep America free For clean livin' folks like me Hey heyYou demonstrate Against somebody we like I'll slip on my wig And see if I can start on a riot Transform you into an angry mob And all your leaders go to jail for my job But we ain't the RussiansPolitical trials are taboo We've got our secret Ways of getting rid of you Fill you full of L.S.D.And turn you loose on a freeway I am the owl I seek out the foul Wipe 'em away Keep America free For clean livin' folks like me Send you spinning Send you spinning Send you spinning all over the freeway Spinnin' on the crowded freeway Spinnin' on the freeway Spinnin' on the freeway Spinnin' on the freeway SpinSpinSpin LookoutA breath, they never even cared While a youth leader walked into a speeding car In ten years or so, we'll leak the truth But by then it's only so much paper And all Watergate hurt, but nothing really ever changed A teeny bit quieter but we still play our little games We still play our little games Oh we still play our little games We still play our little We still play our little We still play our little We still play a lot of games I am the owl I am the owl I seek out the foul Wipe 'em away Keep America free Wipe 'em away Keep America free Wipe 'em away Keep America free For me