Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to ****
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your ****in' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to ****
You're too drunk to ****, too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to ****
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh