[00:10.79]All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.16]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.27]I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
[00:18.23]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.01]Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.40]And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:24.88]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.17]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.54]My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
[00:32.21]Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
[00:35.13]And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.53]I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.67]I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
[00:45.77]I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.07]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
[00:51.28]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:52.77]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.74]Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
[00:57.65]Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
[01:00.19]It never stopped me from getting busy
[01:01.90]I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.25]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[01:06.68]I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.34]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.79]I'm still getting in the girls' pants
[01:13.44]And I even got my own dance
[01:15.28]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:21.48]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[01:26.17]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[01:30.81]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[01:35.44]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[01:38.68]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
[01:41.69]That's all right cause I get things cookin'
[01:43.74]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
[01:46.90]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.66]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
[01:51.12]All the girls they adore me
[01:52.57]Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
[01:55.03]Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.47]My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.07]Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
[02:02.05]I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.54]Both how I'm living and my nose is large
[02:06.67]I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[02:09.21]I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
[02:11.56]I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
[02:13.88]I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
[02:16.56]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.16]Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
[02:20.83]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:23.18]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:24.84]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[02:31.27]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[02:35.75]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[02:40.35]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[02:45.11]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[02:49.72]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
[02:51.56]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[02:58.00]Oh, yeah!
[02:59.41]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:01.76]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.00]It's real easy to do--check it out
[03:07.00]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:09.54]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
[03:12.36]Crazy wack funky
[03:14.11]People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
[03:16.94]That's all right cause my body's in motion
[03:19.01]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.23]Anyone can play this game
[03:23.15]This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
[03:25.69]No two people will do it the same
[03:27.76]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.59]Humping, funking, jumping
[03:33.06]Jig around, shaking ya rump
[03:34.92]And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
[03:37.29]Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[03:38.87]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[03:45.29]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[03:50.12]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[03:54.66]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[03:59.28]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:02.72]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:07.29]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:12.09]Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
[04:16.74]Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:24.72]Let's get stoopid!
[04:27.12]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:31.80]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:36.40]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[04:40.87]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[04:44.96]Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[04:53.29]Once again, the Underground is in the house
[04:56.54]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[04:59.30]Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
[05:01.01]And to the ladies
[05:02.96]Peace, and Humptiness forever