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zuò cí : E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
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zuò qǔ : George Clinton Bootsy Collins Walter Morrison E. Humphrey G. Jacobs |
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The Humpty Dance LP Version Digital Underground |
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All right stop whatcha doin'' cause I' m about to ruin |
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The image and the style that ya used to |
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I look funny but yo I' m makin' money see |
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So yo world I hope you' re ready for me |
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Now gather round I' m the new fool in town |
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And my sound' s laid down by the Underground |
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I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
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So just let me introduce myself |
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My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty |
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Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee |
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And all the rappers in the top ten |
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Please allow me to bump thee |
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I' m steppin' tall y' all and just like Humpty Dumpty |
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You' re gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
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I like to rhyme I like my beats funky |
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I' m spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy |
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I' m sick wit dis straight gangsta mack |
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But sometimes I get ridiculous |
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I' ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
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Hey yo fat girl c' mere are ya ticklish |
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Yeah I called ya fat look at me I' m skinny |
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It never stopped me from gettin' busy |
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I' m a freak I like the girls with the boom |
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
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I' m crazy allow me to amaze thee |
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They say I' m ugly but it just don' t faze me |
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I' m still gettin' in the girls' pants |
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And I even got my own dance |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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People say Humpty you' re really funny lookin' |
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That' s all right ' cause I get things cookin' |
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Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me |
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But ya can' t get near me |
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I give ' em more see and on the floor B |
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All the girls they adore me |
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Oh yes ladies I' m really bein' sincere |
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' Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
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My nose is big uhuh I' m not ashamed |
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Big like a pickle I' m still gettin' paid |
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I get laid by the ladies ya know I' m in charge |
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Both how I' m livin' and my nose is large |
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I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid |
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I use a word that don' t mean nothin' like looptid |
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I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it |
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I' m the one who said just grab ' em in the biscuits |
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Also told ya that I like to bite |
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Well yeah I guess it' s obvious I also like to write |
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All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
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And now I' m gonna do my dance |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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Oh yeah that' s the break y' all |
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Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
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Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
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Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
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It' s real easy to do check it out |
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
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Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' |
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Crazy wack funky |
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People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty |
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That' s all right ' cause my body' s in motion |
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It' s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
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Anyone can play this game |
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This is my dance y' all Humpty Hump' s my name |
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No two people will do it the same |
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Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
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Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump |
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And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
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Tell him step off I' m doin' the Hump |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I' m doin' doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump |
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Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump |
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Let' s get stoopid |
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Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Oh yeah come on and break it down |
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Once again the Underground is in the house |
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I' d like to send a shout out to the whole world |
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Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies |
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Peace and humptiness forever |