| Song | Spoken Word Piece |
| Artist | Minutemen |
| Album | 3-Way Tie (For Last) |
| 作词 : Watt | |
| Liberal Man meets Conservative Man | |
| Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin | |
| Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all buttoned up | |
| Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare | |
| Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshit | |
| Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the | |
| Situation and lodging it,like a wedge,right between both sides of | |
| Liberal Man's brain | |
| Liberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent non-abstraction | |
| There is one full minute of confusion | |
| Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man | |
| Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man | |
| War is declared | |
| Liberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcements | |
| Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered | |
| Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man |
| zuò cí : Watt | |
| Liberal Man meets Conservative Man | |
| Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin | |
| Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all buttoned up | |
| Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a wellrehearsed cold stare | |
| Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshit | |
| Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the | |
| Situation and lodging it, like a wedge, right between both sides of | |
| Liberal Man' s brain | |
| Liberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent nonabstraction | |
| There is one full minute of confusion | |
| Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man | |
| Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man | |
| War is declared | |
| Liberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcements | |
| Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered | |
| Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man |