| Song | Never Fall In Love |
| Artist | Dan Bern |
| Album | Dan Bern |
| I got 36-foot insulation in my house | |
| Wear 14 pairs of long underwear | |
| Stick tape inside my ears | |
| Cover myself with five bedspreads | |
| I spend every morning in an isolation tank | |
| Spend every afternoon high up in a tree | |
| Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes | |
| Like in virtual reality | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| I got a walkman on my head every step I take | |
| Put thorazine in my morning coffee break | |
| Won't feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake | |
| I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang | |
| When I'm not awake | |
| When I'm walking down the street | |
| Don't make me meet your sister, Pete, | |
| When there's a knock knockin at my door | |
| I'll just sit here on the floor | |
| I'll run 26 miles a day straight up hills | |
| Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills | |
| I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills | |
| I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will | |
| I'll never fall in love again |
| I got 36foot insulation in my house | |
| Wear 14 pairs of long underwear | |
| Stick tape inside my ears | |
| Cover myself with five bedspreads | |
| I spend every morning in an isolation tank | |
| Spend every afternoon high up in a tree | |
| Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes | |
| Like in virtual reality | |
| I' ll never fall in love again | |
| I got a walkman on my head every step I take | |
| Put thorazine in my morning coffee break | |
| Won' t feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake | |
| I' ll lock my doors, click click click bang bang | |
| When I' m not awake | |
| When I' m walking down the street | |
| Don' t make me meet your sister, Pete, | |
| When there' s a knock knockin at my door | |
| I' ll just sit here on the floor | |
| I' ll run 26 miles a day straight up hills | |
| Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills | |
| I' ll spray black spray paint on my windowsills | |
| I' ll make a million dollars leave you outta my will | |
| I' ll never fall in love again |