| Song | Celebrity Sanctum |
| Artist | Dogs Die in Hot Cars |
| Album | Please Describe Yourself |
| 作词 : Macintosh | |
| I love Lucy | |
| I love Lucy Liu | |
| Yes, I love her twice as much as you | |
| Now, there's Jolie | |
| Angela Jolie | |
| Could you ever look as good as she? | |
| I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don't, why don't, why don't | |
| Why don't you come, why don't you come home? | |
| Now, there's Zeta | |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | |
| Yes, her body is perfectly toned | |
| Oo, when I meet her | |
| We'll be mates, you'll see | |
| And I'll be the guy the guys want to be | |
| And I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don't, why don't, why don't | |
| Why don't you come, why don't you come home? | |
| And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms | |
| I know, we took it too | |
| We took it to far | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| You're watching watching you watching me | |
| Stop watching me, oh | |
| And I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don't, why don't, why don't | |
| Why don't you come, why don't you come home? | |
| And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms | |
| I know, we took it too | |
| We took it to far |
| zuò cí : Macintosh | |
| I love Lucy | |
| I love Lucy Liu | |
| Yes, I love her twice as much as you | |
| Now, there' s Jolie | |
| Angela Jolie | |
| Could you ever look as good as she? | |
| I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don' t, why don' t, why don' t | |
| Why don' t you come, why don' t you come home? | |
| Now, there' s Zeta | |
| Catherine ZetaJones | |
| Yes, her body is perfectly toned | |
| Oo, when I meet her | |
| We' ll be mates, you' ll see | |
| And I' ll be the guy the guys want to be | |
| And I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don' t, why don' t, why don' t | |
| Why don' t you come, why don' t you come home? | |
| And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms | |
| I know, we took it too | |
| We took it to far | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| You' re watching watching you watching me | |
| Stop watching me, oh | |
| And I just want someone that would come home | |
| Why don' t, why don' t, why don' t | |
| Why don' t you come, why don' t you come home? | |
| And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms | |
| I know, we took it too | |
| We took it to far |