mr. clean tell me is that really you I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb But i know you can change your lifestyle once again It's cool to be clean, if you know what i mean When i gave you my favorite chiquita shirt I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete Mr. clean tell me is that really you I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise Though i miss the days when you were nice It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines At least i have the right to write anything i think is right Mr. clean tell me is that really you I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise Though i miss the days when you were nice Looking back at the days when we were friends Together as one we followed all the trends But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend