Alfie (LP Version)

Song Alfie (LP Version)
Artist Don Shirley
Album The Don Shirley Point Of View

Lyrics

[00:01.18] Lily Allen
[00:01.55] Alfie
[00:02.14]
[00:08.62] Ooooo deary me,
[00:12.61] My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
[00:16.14] I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three
[00:20.15] He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
[00:24.14] I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
[00:28.08] I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
[00:32.13] Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
[00:36.09] My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
[00:38.53]
[00:40.29] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[00:44.03] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[00:47.96] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[00:51.93] Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
[00:55.56]
[00:56.47] Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
[01:00.34] I just can sit back and watch your life waste away
[01:04.08] You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
[01:08.06] Get off your lazy arse,
[01:11.65] Alfie please use your brain
[01:12.38] Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
[01:16.17] I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
[01:20.15] Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
[01:24.13] When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
[01:26.96]
[01:28.11] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[01:31.99] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[01:35.99] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[01:40.12] Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
[01:42.73]
[02:00.09] Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
[02:03.82] I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
[02:07.75] It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
[02:11.88] Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat.
[02:15.29]
[02:16.29] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[02:20.09] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[02:23.91] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[02:28.05] Please don't despair
[02:32.12] Please don't despair
[02:36.04] Please don't despair
[02:37.67] Mon frere
[02:39.38] D. M .N
[02:39.64] ming na!!!
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