Me and my love on a lazy Saturday Eating oysters, candle light and a bottle of chardonnay Cruise and a kiss We're on our way to bed When his phone began to ring And its you again I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else The morning sun is shining bright, The postman rides his yellow bike He finds you dead down in a ditch So leave my man alone you bitch Went to this party, me and my lovely man Wearing my finest dress And my mood was the best. We took a little dance with my hands inside his pants You again interrupting: \"Can I take you from him?\" I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else The morning sun is shining bright, The postman rides his yellow bike He finds you dead down in a ditch So leave my man alone you bitch I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else The morning sun is shining bright, The postman rides his yellow bike He finds you dead down in a ditch So leave my man alone you bitch