作词 :   In dreams, it seems I always see Avenue P as it ought to be In a four-star movie directed by me And starring, of course, yours truly Rosie In this fabulous movie you're all gonna see An entirely different Avenue P Imagine me in a jungle gown And Avenue P a jungle town With King Kong swinging out of a tree And carrying me over that jungly Avenue P Right You don't have to sit with your face in a droop on the stoop 'Cause your mama the boss says you better not cross that old Avenue P In a jungle you are free, ta-dah The tom-tom beats, the tiger carouses The jungle creeps over the red brick houses And for chillers and thrillers, I train giant gorillas To chase mamas and papas, clippety-cloppety Thumping their breasts and roaring, "Get off of my property" No one's allowed who says "maybe" or "no" They gotta get out, they just gotta go Right In dreams, it seems I always see Avenue P as it ought to be A terrific place for people like me, you'll see I'll make it that way someday Avenue P as it ought to be Avenue P as it ought to be Avenue P as it ought to be Avenue P as it ought to be Avenue P as it ought to be Avenue P as it ought to be