| Song | If It Ain't Live, It Ain't Me (Chopped & Screwed Version) - Chopped & Screwed Version |
| Artist | Mystikal |
| Album | Jive Records Presents: Mystikal - Chopped and Screwed |
| 作词 : Biggs, Corbett, Tyler | |
| Why , why why why why | |
| Cause I keep bangin' y'all mother-****in ass, with this shit | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| I'm too hip to drip, | |
| I do it to 'em like this | |
| I wan't-a load it up, cock back don't miss | |
| Y'all ain't goin' believe this | |
| Got the preacher's wife talkin' bout rock that shit | |
| All they do is say the mans name | |
| You watch how many bitches start comin', it's a damn shame | |
| They know | |
| I got the wood for 'em | |
| If they in the hotel room and get the dick, that's good for 'em | |
| Big pussy and it's soft dick time, bitch | |
| I got to get'cha, mm-hm, uh-huh | |
| Tell me what you goin' do | |
| If you got your friends with you, you could bring them ho's too | |
| Come and turn around, let me get behind you | |
| Move somethin' for me baby, | |
| I ain't goin' tell no body | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| I'm too hip to drip | |
| When I'm here they got to have it | |
| White lines so live they jump off the cabinet | |
| It's Micheal | |
| Tyler not | |
| Black Sabbath | |
| It's springin' hunter so watch out for the cat parrot | |
| I'm a whole and kaniver, the hot enchilada, | |
| Big Truck driver | |
| Hittin' hookers is a side high | |
| Tuckin' guts stackin' paper formin' lyrics is my real job | |
| Got my fingers and my shit tight | |
| Got another album and contract bitch get right | |
| Form a crowd like a fist fight | |
| Take my time with it if it takes me sun-up to midnight | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| I'm too hip to drip | |
| I'm too man to try to handle, | |
| I'm too bad and loaded too for you to hold | |
| Too tight to out-write, too strong to out-sold, too much to out-bust | |
| I'll talk shit and cuss, foul-dog rimp and the walk talk spit crush | |
| The paper towels and toilet tissue, start your engine set the table | |
| Clean your plate and wash the dishes | |
| Can I please get a source cup | |
| And if they don't give me my grammy, feel so sorry for your mother | |
| And after | |
| I'm goin' get | |
| JiveI done bust my ass, y'all ain't do y'all job | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| I'm too hip to drip | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| If it ain't live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I'm too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I'm too hard to fall apart, | |
| I'm too cold to get old | |
| I'm too hip to drip |
| zuò cí : Biggs, Corbett, Tyler | |
| Why , why why why why | |
| Cause I keep bangin' y' all mother in ass, with this shit | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| I' m too hip to drip, | |
| I do it to ' em like this | |
| I wan' ta load it up, cock back don' t miss | |
| Y' all ain' t goin' believe this | |
| Got the preacher' s wife talkin' bout rock that shit | |
| All they do is say the mans name | |
| You watch how many bitches start comin', it' s a damn shame | |
| They know | |
| I got the wood for ' em | |
| If they in the hotel room and get the dick, that' s good for ' em | |
| Big pussy and it' s soft dick time, bitch | |
| I got to get' cha, mmhm, uhhuh | |
| Tell me what you goin' do | |
| If you got your friends with you, you could bring them ho' s too | |
| Come and turn around, let me get behind you | |
| Move somethin' for me baby, | |
| I ain' t goin' tell no body | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| I' m too hip to drip | |
| When I' m here they got to have it | |
| White lines so live they jump off the cabinet | |
| It' s Micheal | |
| Tyler not | |
| Black Sabbath | |
| It' s springin' hunter so watch out for the cat parrot | |
| I' m a whole and kaniver, the hot enchilada, | |
| Big Truck driver | |
| Hittin' hookers is a side high | |
| Tuckin' guts stackin' paper formin' lyrics is my real job | |
| Got my fingers and my shit tight | |
| Got another album and contract bitch get right | |
| Form a crowd like a fist fight | |
| Take my time with it if it takes me sunup to midnight | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| I' m too hip to drip | |
| I' m too man to try to handle, | |
| I' m too bad and loaded too for you to hold | |
| Too tight to outwrite, too strong to outsold, too much to outbust | |
| I' ll talk shit and cuss, fouldog rimp and the walk talk spit crush | |
| The paper towels and toilet tissue, start your engine set the table | |
| Clean your plate and wash the dishes | |
| Can I please get a source cup | |
| And if they don' t give me my grammy, feel so sorry for your mother | |
| And after | |
| I' m goin' get | |
| JiveI done bust my ass, y' all ain' t do y' all job | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| I' m too hip to drip | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| If it ain' t live, it aint me | |
| Oh nigga I' m too def to move a step, too shy to slip or slide | |
| I' m too hard to fall apart, | |
| I' m too cold to get old | |
| I' m too hip to drip |