| Song | It's Not Like Him |
| Artist | Carly Simon |
| Album | Have You Seen Me Lately |
| Written:Carly Simon/Jacob Brackman | |
| When Tom came home his hair was combed | |
| He bought snakeskin boots in Rome | |
| That's not like him | |
| His socks are clean, his shirt is pressed | |
| It isn't just the way he's dressed | |
| He smiles out of context and acts so polite | |
| He's staying at his cousin's overnight | |
| The protein shakes, that's not like him | |
| The carrot cakes, that's not like him | |
| The oatbran flakes, that's not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that's not like him | |
| He whispers on the telephone | |
| He goes out smelling of cologne | |
| That's not like him | |
| It's just a superficial thing | |
| But he's misplaced his wedding ring | |
| He's become quite a connoisseur of wine | |
| He's quoting Yeats and Gertrude Stein | |
| The Soho pub, that's not like him | |
| The racquet club, that's not like him | |
| Those books on love, that's not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that's not like him | |
| I caught a glimpse of Tom today | |
| At a checkout counter, about to pay | |
| He had a girl on his arm | |
| I'm glad he's helping out the poor | |
| It's not like the Tom I knew before | |
| Something so touching it made me cry | |
| But my heart was racing, I don't know why | |
| Those new blue suede shoes, that's not like him | |
| The Ray Ban shades, that's not like him | |
| Those downtown ways, that's not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that's not like him | |
| The red suspenders, that's not like him | |
| The berries in the blender, that's not like him | |
| Those twelve step groups, that's not like him | |
| And Guadeloupe, that's not like him | |
| Those books on Zen, that's not like him | |
| The Karate classes, that's not like him | |
| The fishing gear, that's not like him | |
| Not like him, That's not like him |
| Written: Carly Simon Jacob Brackman | |
| When Tom came home his hair was combed | |
| He bought snakeskin boots in Rome | |
| That' s not like him | |
| His socks are clean, his shirt is pressed | |
| It isn' t just the way he' s dressed | |
| He smiles out of context and acts so polite | |
| He' s staying at his cousin' s overnight | |
| The protein shakes, that' s not like him | |
| The carrot cakes, that' s not like him | |
| The oatbran flakes, that' s not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that' s not like him | |
| He whispers on the telephone | |
| He goes out smelling of cologne | |
| That' s not like him | |
| It' s just a superficial thing | |
| But he' s misplaced his wedding ring | |
| He' s become quite a connoisseur of wine | |
| He' s quoting Yeats and Gertrude Stein | |
| The Soho pub, that' s not like him | |
| The racquet club, that' s not like him | |
| Those books on love, that' s not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that' s not like him | |
| I caught a glimpse of Tom today | |
| At a checkout counter, about to pay | |
| He had a girl on his arm | |
| I' m glad he' s helping out the poor | |
| It' s not like the Tom I knew before | |
| Something so touching it made me cry | |
| But my heart was racing, I don' t know why | |
| Those new blue suede shoes, that' s not like him | |
| The Ray Ban shades, that' s not like him | |
| Those downtown ways, that' s not like him | |
| And the sweet name he called me in his sleep last night | |
| Oh, that' s not like him | |
| The red suspenders, that' s not like him | |
| The berries in the blender, that' s not like him | |
| Those twelve step groups, that' s not like him | |
| And Guadeloupe, that' s not like him | |
| Those books on Zen, that' s not like him | |
| The Karate classes, that' s not like him | |
| The fishing gear, that' s not like him | |
| Not like him, That' s not like him |