| Song | Halfway 'Round The World |
| Artist | Carly Simon |
| Album | Letters Never Sent |
| Lyrics:Carly Simon Music:Carly Simon | |
| Thank you for informing me | |
| That I've been banned from Canada | |
| It comes as no suprise to me | |
| Since last week it was Africa | |
| Since you've been ambassador | |
| There's trouble at the border | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world | |
| It's amusing still it makes me wince | |
| Your face is like a scimitar | |
| When accidentally eye to eye | |
| You shoot a look of vinegar | |
| What could I have done to you | |
| To mkae you act the way you do | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world | |
| For whatever reason | |
| You would keep me | |
| Halfway 'round the world | |
| I believe it's like some kind of compliment | |
| I must be quite a girl | |
| Quite a girl | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world | |
| Once upon a time you swore you'd love me | |
| 'Til the end of the world | |
| Now, nowhere is far enough away for you | |
| I must be quite a girl | |
| Quite a girl... | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway 'round the world |
| Lyrics: Carly Simon Music: Carly Simon | |
| Thank you for informing me | |
| That I' ve been banned from Canada | |
| It comes as no suprise to me | |
| Since last week it was Africa | |
| Since you' ve been ambassador | |
| There' s trouble at the border | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway ' round the world | |
| It' s amusing still it makes me wince | |
| Your face is like a scimitar | |
| When accidentally eye to eye | |
| You shoot a look of vinegar | |
| What could I have done to you | |
| To mkae you act the way you do | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway ' round the world | |
| For whatever reason | |
| You would keep me | |
| Halfway ' round the world | |
| I believe it' s like some kind of compliment | |
| I must be quite a girl | |
| Quite a girl | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway ' round the world | |
| Once upon a time you swore you' d love me | |
| ' Til the end of the world | |
| Now, nowhere is far enough away for you | |
| I must be quite a girl | |
| Quite a girl... | |
| La la la la la la la Halfway ' round the world |