[00:32.850]Mavis couldn't quite make it on Saturday
[00:35.540]Berryl was stuck on the tube from Victoria
[00:39.170]Cheryl and the rest had all found new boyfriends
[00:41.970]The only one left was the one in his head
[00:45.550]So he busies himself, quite amusing himself, by abusing himself
[00:51.860]All of his life he had wanted one true love
[00:55.560]One girl he could worship all day out all night in
[00:58.250]Alas all the girls he had met in his short life
[01:01.060]Were girls who always quite looked like his dad's wife
[01:04.620]So he busied himself, quite amusing himself, by abusing himself
[01:15.590]Oh dear what a pity, a pity, what a shame, oh what a shame
[01:28.230]Girls on glossy paper, never quite the same, not quite the same
[01:38.250]Always saying sorry, never quite the same, not quite the same
[02:37.150]Sitting one evening wrapped up in TV
[02:40.880]His doggy insists that he must find a tree so he
[02:44.430]Puts on his coat and he searches around for a
[02:47.120]Platinum lighter he dropped on the ground and he
[02:50.740]Bruises himself, where he uses himself, for abusing himself
[02:57.100]Out in the park he was walking his doggy
[02:59.880]He saw a young lady who made him feel soggy
[03:03.470]He spoke to her softly, she made not a sound then
[03:06.220]He realized that his match he had found,
[03:09.830]She was losing herself, quite amusing herself, by abusing herself
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