[00:00.000] 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
[00:00.892]ELDER PRICE: Long ago when I was five,
[00:03.881]I snuck in the kitchen late at night
[00:07.170]And ate a donut with a maple glaze.
[00:13.258]My father asked who ate the snack
[00:16.884]I said that it was my brother Jack,
[00:20.299]And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
[00:26.244]I've lived with that guilt
[00:27.855]All of my life
[00:29.431]And the terrible vision that I had that night!
[00:35.247]No! Please, I don't wanna go baaaaaack!!!!
[00:37.877]CHORUS: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Down, down thy soul is cast!
[00:43.434]From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
[00:46.436]The path of fire leades thee to-
[00:49.454]Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[00:52.518]Welcome back to
[00:55.511]Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[00:58.644]You are having
[01:01.547]A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!
[01:05.055]ELDER PRICE: And now I've gone and done it again! (CHORUS: Rectus!)
[01:08.358]I've committed another awful sin! (CHORUS: Dominus!)
[01:11.176]I left my mission companion all alone... (CHORUS: Spookytus!)
[01:17.205]Oh God, how could I have done this to you?! (CHORUS: Deus!)
[01:20.622]How could I break rule seventy-two? (CHORUS: Creepyus!)
[01:23.277]And now my soul hath just been thrown-
[01:27.017]Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[01:28.936]CHORUS: Down, down to Satan's realm!
[01:32.046]See where you belong
[01:35.111]There is nothing you can do
[01:37.964]No escape from
[01:39.525]Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[01:42.083]JESUS: You blamed your brother for eating the donut,
[01:45.129]And now you walk out on your mission companion?!
[01:48.554]You're a ****!
[01:50.460]ELDER PRICE: Jesus, I'm sorry!
[01:53.120]CHORUS: Jesus hates you, this we know
[01:56.243]For Jesus just told you so
[01:59.393]SKELETON 1: You remember Lucifer?
[02:00.965]SKELETON 2: He is even spookier!
[02:02.602]
[02:08.451]LUCIFER: Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
[02:11.495]Kevin was caught playing hooky!
[02:14.452]Now he's back with all you Cathlics and Jews
[02:17.350]Its super spooky-wooky!
[02:20.640]ELDER PRICE: I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
[02:23.429]To break the rules, please I
[02:25.581]Don't wanna be in this
[02:26.681]Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[02:29.505]CHORUS: Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[02:32.848]Genghis Khan,
[02:34.262]Jeffrey Dahmer,
[02:35.816]Hitler,
[02:36.578]Johnnie Cochran!
[02:38.884]The spirits all surround you,
[02:41.788]Spooky spooky spooky!
[02:44.832]ADOLPH HITLER: I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
[02:47.651]GENGHIS KHAN: I slaughtered the Chinese!
[02:50.956]JEFFREY DAHMER: I stabbed a guy and f*cked his corpse!
[02:54.046]JOHNNIE COCHRAN: I got O.J. freed!
[02:57.036]ELDER PRICE: You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two!
[02:59.508]HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN: Hoh?!?!?
[03:00.027]ELDER PRICE: I left my companion; I'm way worse than you!
[03:03.386]I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[03:06.298]CHORUS: Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[03:10.963]ELDER PRICE: Oh, Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance!
[03:15.879]I won't break the rules again!
[03:18.359]
[03:45.813]ELDER PRICE: I can't believe Jesus called me a ****!
[03:57.648]CHORUS: Welcome, welcome
[04:01.093]To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[04:06.432]You are never waking up
[04:09.804]From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[04:13.952]ELDER PRICE: Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!(CHORUS: Down, down thy soul is cast!)
[04:16.481]Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! (CHORUS: From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!)
[04:20.480]This must be it, you must be there, you must be in-
[04:22.799]Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!