| Song | Making Things up Again |
| Artist | Lewis Cleale |
| Artist | Brian Sears |
| Artist | John Eric Parker |
| Artist | Asmeret Gebremichael |
| Artist | Josh Gad |
| Artist | 'The Book of Mormon' Original Broadway Cast Company |
| Artist | Nikki M. James |
| Artist | Rory O'Malley |
| Artist | Rema Webb |
| Artist | Michael James Scott |
| Artist | Scott Barnhardt |
| Album | The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
| [00:00.406] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: |
| [00:04.332] | "I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything... |
| [00:10.896] | But there is an answer in Christ." |
| [00:14.363] | NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us! |
| [00:19.596] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie. |
| [00:22.700] | No,wait, I didn't LIE... |
| [00:25.188] | I just used my imagination... |
| [00:30.031] | And it worked! |
| [00:32.017] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.426] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad! |
| [00:35.516] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're stretching the truth again, |
| [00:36.833] | And you know it- |
| [00:38.692] | JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:40.878] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...? |
| [00:41.559] | SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:43.958] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie! |
| [00:45.176] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.471] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience! |
| [00:48.390] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word |
| [00:49.872] | And adding fiction! |
| [00:51.531] | Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.390] | When you fib, there's a price. |
| [00:58.238] | MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit! |
| [01:00.777] | The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.476] | I'm going to go and rape a baby! |
| [01:08.885] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! You cant do that!!! NO! |
| [01:11.646] | MUTUMBO: Why not?! |
| [01:12.533] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God's will! |
| [01:14.913] | MUTUMBO: Says who?! |
| [01:16.175] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?! |
| [01:20.993] | Nowhere. |
| [01:24.187] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith: |
| [01:28.229] | "You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!" |
| [01:32.567] | LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" |
| [01:37.412] | And the Lord said, "If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!" |
| [01:48.282] | MUTUMBO: ...really? |
| [01:49.362] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-uh... Uh-uh! "A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.520] | I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus, |
| [02:00.809] | Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:06.132] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.321] | You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.518] | HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold! |
| [02:14.619] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits! |
| [02:15.430] | ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole! |
| [02:18.753] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again...kind of. |
| [02:21.816] | But this time, it's helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.131] | It's nothing so bad, because this time, |
| [02:27.970] | I'm not committing a sin, |
| [02:29.504] | Just by making things up again, right?! |
| [02:32.358] | ALL:NO! |
| [02:32.639] | NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him! |
| [02:35.019] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it? |
| [02:35.670] | NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's ********! |
| [02:38.582] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?! |
| [02:39.258] | GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants! |
| [02:44.681] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will! |
| [02:48.007] | GOTSWANA: How do you know?! |
| [02:48.706] | Christ never said NONE about no ********! |
| [02:52.245] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...YES! YES HE DID! |
| [02:56.822] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's...********. |
| [03:01.574] | But...right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn'em into FROGS! |
| [03:08.007] | GOTSWANA: Frogs? |
| [03:09.539] | ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?! |
| [03:13.301] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs! |
| [03:17.863] | For a ******** is holy amongst ALL things, said he! |
| [03:22.506] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold. (UGANDANS:We're learning the truth!) |
| [03:25.727] | CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! (UGANDANS: The truth about God!) |
| [03:29.058] | CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.491] | When you fib, there's a price! ( UGANDANS: We're going to paradise! ) |
| [03:35.227] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.571] | Who'd believe I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.961] | I'm talking, they're listening, |
| [03:43.334] | My stories are glistening |
| [03:44.916] | I'm gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:46.867] | (UGANDANS: Ooooh- La) |
| [03:47.556] | CHORUS:You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!) |
| [03:51.868] | CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!) |
| [03:55.178] | CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS:Our savior!) |
| [03:58.477] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM:You're making things up again... |
| [04:00.776] | WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are- |
| [04:04.354] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...Arnold... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.406] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: |
| [00:04.332] | " I know you' re really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything... |
| [00:10.896] | But there is an answer in Christ." |
| [00:14.363] | NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us! |
| [00:19.596] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie. |
| [00:22.700] | No, wait, I didn' t LIE... |
| [00:25.188] | I just used my imagination... |
| [00:30.031] | And it worked! |
| [00:32.017] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.426] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad! |
| [00:35.516] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re stretching the truth again, |
| [00:36.833] | And you know it |
| [00:38.692] | JOSEPH SMITH: Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:40.878] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...? |
| [00:41.559] | SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:43.958] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It' s not a lie! |
| [00:45.176] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.471] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience! |
| [00:48.390] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re taking the holy word |
| [00:49.872] | And adding fiction! |
| [00:51.531] | Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.390] | When you fib, there' s a price. |
| [00:58.238] | MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit! |
| [01:00.777] | The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.476] | I' m going to go and rape a baby! |
| [01:08.885] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh myNO! You cant do that!!! NO! |
| [01:11.646] | MUTUMBO: Why not?! |
| [01:12.533] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will! |
| [01:14.913] | MUTUMBO: Says who?! |
| [01:16.175] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?! |
| [01:20.993] | Nowhere. |
| [01:24.187] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith: |
| [01:28.229] | " You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!" |
| [01:32.567] | LO! Joseph said: " Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" |
| [01:37.412] | And the Lord said, " If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!" |
| [01:48.282] | MUTUMBO: ... really? |
| [01:49.362] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uhuh... Uhuh! " A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.520] | I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus, |
| [02:00.809] | Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:06.132] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.321] | You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.518] | HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold! |
| [02:14.619] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits! |
| [02:15.430] | ALL: You' re digging yourself a deep hole! |
| [02:18.753] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I' m making things up again... kind of. |
| [02:21.816] | But this time, it' s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.131] | It' s nothing so bad, because this time, |
| [02:27.970] | I' m not committing a sin, |
| [02:29.504] | Just by making things up again, right?! |
| [02:32.358] | ALL: NO! |
| [02:32.639] | NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him! |
| [02:35.019] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it? |
| [02:35.670] | NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s ! |
| [02:38.582] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?! |
| [02:39.258] | GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that' s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.681] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ' s will! |
| [02:48.007] | GOTSWANA: How do you know?! |
| [02:48.706] | Christ never said NONE about no ! |
| [02:52.245] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... YES! YES HE DID! |
| [02:56.822] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s.... |
| [03:01.574] | But... right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn' em into FROGS! |
| [03:08.007] | GOTSWANA: Frogs? |
| [03:09.539] | ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ed by Joseph Smith?! |
| [03:13.301] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs! |
| [03:17.863] | For a is holy amongst ALL things, said he! |
| [03:22.506] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You' re making things up again, Arnold. UGANDANS: We' re learning the truth! |
| [03:25.727] | CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! UGANDANS: The truth about God! |
| [03:29.058] | CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.491] | When you fib, there' s a price! UGANDANS: We' re going to paradise! |
| [03:35.227] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.571] | Who' d believe I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.961] | I' m talking, they' re listening, |
| [03:43.334] | My stories are glistening |
| [03:44.916] | I' m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:46.867] | UGANDANS: Ooooh La |
| [03:47.556] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.868] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.178] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Our savior! |
| [03:58.477] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You' re making things up again... |
| [04:00.776] | WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are |
| [04:04.354] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... Arnold... |