作词 : Stephen Sondheim 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim [BOBBIE I mean when you've got friends like mine... I mean when you've got friends like mine Isn't it warm? Isn't it rosy? Side by side by side [SARAH, spoken She's such a sweetheart. Isn't she a sweetheart? [BOBBIE Ports in a storm Comfy and cozy Side by side by side [PETER, spoken She never loses her cool [HARRY, spoken I envy that [BOBBIE Everything shines How sweet! Side by side... [SUSAN, spoken We're just so fond of her [BOBBIE ...by side Parallel lines Who meet [FRIENDS Love her! Can't get enough of her! [BOBBIE Everyone winks Nobody's nosy Side by side... [JOANNE, spoken She feels exactly the way I do... [BOBBIE ...by side [JOANNE, spoken ...about everything [BOBBIE You bring the drinks And I'll bring the posy- Side by side... [LARRY, spoken She's always there when you need her [BOBBIE ...by side [DAVID, spoken That's class [BOBBIE One is lonely and two is boring Think what you can keep ignoring Side... [JAMIE, spoken She's my best friend... [BOBBIE ...by side... [JAMIE, spoken ...second-best! [BOBBIE ...by side [FRIENDS How and ?? Plus a perfect babysitter! Year after year Older and older... [JENNY, spoken It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and he seems to stay exactly the same [FRIENDS Sharing a tear Lending a shoulder [DAVID, spoken You know what comes to my mind when I see her? The Chrysler building. Isn't that weird? [FRIENDS Always in fun? No strain [JOANNE, spoken Sometimes I catch her looking and looking- I just look right back [FRIENDS Permanent sun No rain We're so crazy, she's so sane Everyone blends Like a good whiskey [PAUL, spoken A person like Bobbie doesn't have the good things and she doesn't have the bad things, but she doesn't have the good things [FRIENDS Intimate friends But nothing that's risky [HARRY, spoken Let me make her a drink. She's the only person I know I feel should drink more [BOBBIE One's impossible, two is dreary Three is company, safe and cheery [ALL Side... [SARAH, spoken She always looks like she's keeping score [ALL ...by side... [SARAH, spoken Who's winning, Bobbie? [ALL By side [BOBBIE Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And see all the crazy, married people [FRIENDS What would we do without you? How would we ever get through? Who would I complain to for hours? Who'd bring me the flowers When I have the flu? Who'd finish yesterday's stew? Who'd take the kids to the zoo? Who is so cool, and who is so deep And who would keep her company when I want to sleep? How would we ever get through? What would we do without you? What would we do without you? How would we ever get through? Should there be some marital tension It's her intervention that starts us anew Who could we open up to Secrets we keep from guess who? Who is so safe, and who is so sound? You never need an analyst with Bobbie around! How would we ever get through? What would we do without you? What would we do without you? How would we ever get through? Who sends anniversary wishes? Who helps with the dishes And never says boo? Who changes subjects on cue? Who cheers us up when we're blue? Who is a flirt, but never a threat Reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget? How would we ever get through? What would we do without you? What would we do without you? How would we ever get - How would we ever get - How would we ever get - How would we ever get - through? What would we do without you? [BOBBIE Just what you usually do [FRIENDS Right! You who sit with us You who share with us You who fit with us You who bear with us You-hoo, you-hoo You-hoo, you-hoo... [BOBBIE Okay now! Everybody! [ALL Isn't it warm? Isn't it rosy? Side by side! Ports in a storm Comfy and cozy Side by side! Everything shines How sweet Side by side! Parallel lines Who meet Side by side! Year after year Older and older Side by side! Sharing a tear And lending a shoulder Side by side! Two's impossible, two is gloomy Give another number to me Side by side by side by side By side by side by side by side By side by side by side by side By side by side!