[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:08.66][VICAR]
[00:09.17]Bless this day
[00:12.30]Pinnacle of joy
[00:15.74]Boy unites with boy
[00:18.47]The heart leaps up to behold
[00:26.65]This golden day
[00:35.59]
[00:35.99][PAUL]
[00:38.16]Today is for Jamie
[00:42.11]Jamie, I give you the rest of my days
[00:45.85]To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever
[00:53.97]Today is for Jamie
[00:57.80]My lover, my partner, my life
[01:03.78]
[01:04.09][JAMIE]
[01:06.16]Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding,
[01:09.35]I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul,
[01:13.89]remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is-
[01:17.33]
[01:17.58]But I thank you all
[01:18.24]For the gifts and the flowers
[01:18.78]Thank you all
[01:19.40]Now it's back to the showers
[01:20.21]Don't tell Paul
[01:21.02]But I'm not getting married today
[01:22.98]
[01:23.53][VICAR]
[01:26.02]Bless this day
[01:30.46]Opposite of joy
[01:33.83]Boy gets yoked to boy
[01:37.16]The heart sinks down and feels dead
[01:45.47]This dreadful day
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[01:54.36][JAMIE]
[02:00.06]Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, like he should-
[02:10.92]
[02:11.13]So listen, thanks a bunch
[02:12.08]But I'm not getting married-
[02:12.59]Go have brunch
[02:13.40]'Cause I'm not getting married-
[02:14.26]You've been grand
[02:15.17]But I'm not getting married-
[02:16.12]Don't just stand there
[02:16.98]I'm not getting married-
[02:17.95]And don't tell Paul
[02:18.76]But I'm not getting married today
[02:19.77]
[02:19.97]Go, can't you go?
[02:23.00]Why is no-
[02:23.91]Body listening?
[02:25.17]Goodbye
[02:25.93]Go and cry
[02:26.85]At some other person's wake
[02:28.37]If you're quick
[02:29.37]For a kick
[02:30.07]You could pick
[02:31.20]Up a christening
[02:32.32]But please
[02:33.18]On my knees
[02:33.89]There's a human life at stake!
[02:35.91]
[02:36.56]Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to see a crazy person fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing our identities, I telephoned my shrink and he said maybe I should come and see him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage-
[02:47.27]
[02:47.66]I'm not well
[02:48.01]So I'm not getting married-
[02:48.83]You've been swell
[02:49.64]But I'm not getting married-
[02:50.69]Clear the hall
[02:51.61]'Cause I'm not getting married-
[02:52.51]Thank you all
[02:53.27]But I'm not getting married-
[02:54.28]And don't tell Paul
[02:55.15]But I'm not getting married today
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[02:58.13][VICAR]
[03:00.04]Bless this fool
[03:03.98]Totally insane
[03:07.92]Slipping down the drain
[03:10.50]And bless this day in our hearts
[03:19.48]As it starts
[03:23.18]To rain
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[03:28.84][PAUL]
[03:30.70]Today is for Jamie
[03:34.03]
[03:34.48][JAMIE]
[03:34.93]Go, can't you go?
[03:35.18]
[03:35.43][PAUL]
[03:35.74]Jamie, I give you the rest of my days
[03:35.94]
[03:36.35][JAMIE]
[03:37.78]Look, you know
[03:38.19]I adore you all
[03:38.58]But why
[03:38.93]Watch me die
[03:39.13]When I'm only being nice?
[03:39.44]
[03:40.05][PAUL]
[03:40.41]To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever
[03:42.07]
[03:42.48][JAMIE]
[03:42.74]Look, perhaps
[03:42.98]I'll collapse
[03:43.24]In the apse
[03:43.49]Right before you all
[03:43.74]So take
[03:44.00]Back the cake
[03:44.25]Burn the shoes
[03:45.00]And boil the rice
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[03:46.58][PAUL]
[03:46.89]Today is for Jamie, my lover, my partner, my life
[03:48.34]
[03:48.70][JAMIE]
[03:48.90]Look, I didn't wanna have to
[03:49.16]Tell you, but I may be coming
[03:49.39]Down with hepatitis, and I
[03:49.66]Think I'm gonna faint, so if
[03:49.86]You wanna see me faint, I'll
[03:50.06]Do it happily, but wouldn't
[03:50.46]It be funnier to go and watch
[03:50.77]A funeral, so thank you for the
[03:53.29]Twenty-seven dinner plates
[03:53.84]And thirty-seven salad bowls
[03:54.50]And forty-seven picture frames
[03:55.36]Fifty-seven candleholders-
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[03:59.04]One more thing-
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[03:59.70][JAMIE]
[03:59.90]I am not getting married!
[04:00.55]
[04:00.75][CHOIR]
[04:00.95]Amen!
[04:01.41]
[04:01.62][PAUL]
[04:01.82]Softly said-
[04:01.97]
[04:02.17][JAMIE]
[04:02.37]But I'm not getting married!
[04:02.57]
[04:02.77][CHOIR]
[04:02.98]Amen!
[04:03.23]
[04:03.58][PAUL]
[04:03.80]With this ring-
[04:04.00]
[04:04.20][JAMIE]
[04:04.39]Still I'm not getting married!
[04:04.60]
[04:04.81][CHOIR]
[04:05.02]Amen!
[04:05.22]
[04:05.43][PAUL]
[04:05.63]I thee wed
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[04:06.09][JAMIE]
[04:06.29]See, I'm not getting married!
[04:06.48]
[04:06.73][CHOIR]
[04:06.93]Amen!
[04:07.14]
[04:07.34][PAUL] [JAMIE]
[04:07.49]Let us pray Let us pray
[04:07.69]That we are getting married That I'm not getting married
[04:07.90]Today! Today!
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[04:09.76][CHOIR]
[04:10.22]AMEN!