It's the little things you do together
Do together
Do together
That make perfect relationships.
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you accrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy.


It's the little things you share together
Swear together
Wear together
That make perfect relationships.
The concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact.
It's not so hard to be married
When two manoeuver as one.
It's not so hard to be married
And, Jesus Christ, is it fun!
It's sharing little winks together
Drinks together
Kinks together
That make marriage a joy.
The bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships.


It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that
Allows you to get through the worst.
It's "I do" and "you don't" and "nobody said that"
And "who brought the subject up first?"
It's the little things
The little things, the little things, the little things.
The little ways you try together
Cry together
Lie together
That make perfect relationships.
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and grey together
Withering away together
That make marriage a joy.
It's not so hard to be married,
It's much the simplest of crimes.
It's not so hard to be married
I've done it three or four times.
It's the people that you hate together
Bait together
Date together
That make marriage a joy.
It's things like using force together
Shouting till you're hoarse together
Getting a divorce together
That make perfect relationships.


Kiss kiss...