Ever since grade school you were my BFF
That stopped when I caught you kissing on my boyfriend
I told you off
but I swear it wasn't me
Who poured that Dr Pepper in your tank of gasoline
I might be bitter
but it makes me feel better
You gotta know I really hope you're miserable together
Baby I shouldn't laugh at what you're going through
But I just can't help it
cause I love hating you

I heard that somebody pasted both your faces
Unto all new adventures' posters in lots of places
Ain't seed your cellphone
I don't have a clue
Who could have put the bleach into your bottle of shampoo

I might be bitter but it makes me feel better
You gotta know I really hope you're miserable together
Baby I shouldn't laugh at what you're going through
But I just can't help it
cause I love hating you
I'm sure it's just a phase get over it someday
Right now I'm having way too much fun
I might be bitter
but it makes me feel better
You gotta know I really hope you're miserable together
Baby I shouldn't laugh at what you're going through
But I just can't help it
cause I love hating you
And I probably shouldn't laugh at what you're going through
But I just can't help it
cause I love hating you