| Song | Our Driver Gestures |
| Artist | Crash Test Dummies |
| Album | A Worm's Life |
| 作词 : Roberts | |
| When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver | |
| You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well | |
| The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar | |
| Like eating herring where the sun does not go down | |
| Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines | |
| Plumbing often varies in the various different countries | |
| I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets | |
| I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails | |
| And then i'll squat down for a wash to end the day | |
| Our driver recommends we try the souffle | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines | |
| Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers | |
| Who brought some pigs here from the old country | |
| But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish | |
| And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea | |
| Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines |
| zuò cí : Roberts | |
| When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver | |
| You shake his hand, and hope he' s feeling well | |
| The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar | |
| Like eating herring where the sun does not go down | |
| Our driver calculates what time we' ll hit town | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines | |
| Plumbing often varies in the various different countries | |
| I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets | |
| I' ll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails | |
| And then i' ll squat down for a wash to end the day | |
| Our driver recommends we try the souffle | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines | |
| Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers | |
| Who brought some pigs here from the old country | |
| But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish | |
| And now you get stung if you' re swimming in the sea | |
| Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees | |
| And every time a border comes | |
| We go inside and meet with someone | |
| Perhaps a form will need to be filled in | |
| Then we can go and restart up the engines |