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There are Jews in the world. |
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There are Buddhists. |
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There are Hindus and Mormons, and then |
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There are those that follow Mohammed, but |
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I've never been one of them. |
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I'm a Roman Catholic, |
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And have been since before I was born, |
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And the one thing they say about Catholics is: |
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They'll take you as soon as you're warm. |
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You don't have to be a six-footer. |
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You don't have to have a great brain. |
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You don't have to have any clothes on. You're |
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A Catholic the moment Dad came, |
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Because |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is great. |
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If a sperm is wasted, |
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God gets quite irate. |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is great. |
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If a sperm is wasted, |
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God gets quite irate. |
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Let the heathen spill theirs |
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On the dusty ground. |
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God shall make them pay for |
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Each sperm that can't be found. |
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Every sperm is wanted. |
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Every sperm is good. |
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Every sperm is needed |
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In your neighborhood. |
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Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, |
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Spill theirs just anywhere, |
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But God loves those who treat their |
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Semen with more care. |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is great. |
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If a sperm is wasted, |
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God get quite irate. |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is good. |
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Every sperm is needed... |
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...In your neighbourhood! |
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Every sperm is useful. |
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Every sperm is fine. |
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God needs everybody's. |
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Mine! |
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And mine! |
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And mine! |
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Let the Pagan spill theirs |
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O'er mountain, hill, and plain. |
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God shall strike them down for |
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Each sperm that's spilt in vain. |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is good. |
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Every sperm is needed |
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In your neighborhood. |
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Every sperm is sacred. |
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Every sperm is great. |
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If a sperm is wasted, |
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God gets quite iraaaaaate! |