作词 : Clark, Judd
Parady of sin wagon by the 
Dixie Chicks 
She bosses me around dang near all of the time 
She might be my wife but 
I won’t kiss her big behind 
No matter how much she whines… “
Now I’ve been working hard for way to long 
If you think 
I’m walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn 
Trimming out the hedges or cleaning the garage you’re wro-o-o-ng.” “
It’s your time to mow the lawn” 
Praise the 
Lord I’m going fishin 
It’s the only cure for my mental condition 
One of these days 
I’m gonna send her a packin’ 
I’m sick and tired of my wife naggin 
Feels like forever since 
I’ve seen any action 
I bet Delilah never told 
Sampson “Not the night 
I’m crampin’ 
That’s right 
I said crampin” 
I’m gonna die for sure of malnutrition 
Cause she’ll won’t step one foot in our kitchen 
Ain’t no wonder 
I fell off the wagon 
I’m sick and tired of my wife naggin 
I forgot our anniversary and 
I’m really sorry “
You’re sure it’s today 
I thought it was tomorr-y” 
Oh she’s gonna kill me 
Oh honey please don’t kill me 
Divorce court let’s make a reservation 
Maybe then 
I’ll get some rest and relaxation 
For now the neighbor’s couch is where 
I’ll be crashin 
I’LL stay away from my wife’s nagging 
I may be overweight but at least my breasts ain’t a saggin 
I’m sick and tired of my wife naggin