I spend my days shaking hands 
Forgetting names, recycling cans: a comedian 
There’s trouble in our nation’s capitol 
My blues are black, my belly’s full 
A comedian is someone who tells jokes 
It’s lunchtime fix a pal a drink 
It’s nap-time paint the casket pink 
Gut thee from me all half-wit-dim-wit souls 
Happy Hanukkah. 
Ho-ho-ho A comedian is someone who tells jokes 
I wrote a check to save a whale 
And like I said it’s in the mail 
A comedian is someone who tells jokes