[00:02.28]How y'all doing there, folks?
[00:04.25]My name is Aberdeen Washington
[00:06.04]And I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter
[00:10.59]That's right
[00:12.60]Hey get me another beer bitch
[00:15.35]Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town
[00:17.70]I'm a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel
[00:20.04]Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I'm a watch some football
[00:23.68]I pray to the lord the Cowboys win
[00:25.45]And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins
[00:27.89]Call up the boys, get drunk as shit
[00:29.80]Goddamn right, I'm American
[00:33.27]That's right, I'm American
[00:39.39]Got a picture of Reagan above my fire
[00:41.50]Next to the deer I shot with my rifle
[00:43.37]N.R.A.? Hell yeah, I support 'em
[00:45.62]No pro-choice, no abortion
[00:47.48]Mexicans? send 'em back over the border
[00:50.00]Right on home to Samoa, wherever they come from
[00:52.56]Taking our jobs, eating out hamburgers, taking our jobs
[00:56.36]They're taking our jobs, I see 'em in the fields I'm taking their heads off
[00:59.24]I hate my job and I hate my boss
[01:01.25]But I love my country and I pray to God that the cowboys win
[01:05.36]**** YEAH ROMO
[01:07.20]That the Cowboys win
[01:09.77]That's right, that's right, that's right, come on
[01:11.55]Everybody just clap your hands
[01:15.02]If you love our country, if you love our land
[01:18.78]That's right
[01:20.58]And if you're not clapping your hands
[01:23.01]You're a terrorist and you eat sand, sandwiches
[01:27.15]The day Bin Laden comes to town
[01:29.143]I'm a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel
[01:31.20]Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I'm a watch some football
[01:35.04]And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win
[01:37.05]And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins
[01:39.11]Call up the boys, get drunk as shit
[01:41.10]Goddamn right, I'm American
[01:45.82]I'm Ameri-****in'-can
[01:48.08]Now John McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there and it was a tough one
[01:53.01]But you're still two mavericks in my book, don't worry about it
[01:55.30]Now listen Palin, I heard you like beer
[01:59.00]Me too and I don't have a six pack, but I got a beer bong in my pants
[02:03.64]What do you say we go get shitfaced in a helicopter and kill a moose
[02:06.80]America, the chosen
[02:08.83]Guns, explosions
[02:10.61]McDonalds, bowling
[02:12.36]You don't like it, we exploit ya
[02:14.31]Pop a pill, get a boner
[02:16.20]Hell Yeah Tony Romo
[02:18.17]Man that guy's so damn cute I want to sack his boner and ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming
[02:24.53]...No homo... syke
[02:28.26]Hey I said no homo
[02:29.35]Hey... **** terrorists
[02:32.31]I don't mean like, I don't want to **** a terrorist
[02:35.51]Guys I'm kidding
[02:38.57]I like Romo, I don't like Romo
[02:42.00]I said **** terrorists not I want to **** a terrorist
[02:50.01]you wouldn't, if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt?
[02:57.02]For America?
[02:58.53]If ya said "no homo" right after ya did it?
[03:01.20]It doesn't count if it's terrorists
[03:04.00]Hey little Aberdeen, come in here
[03:06.61]Yeah
[03:07.50]Hey come sing the family national anthem, come on
[03:10.24]USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey
[03:18.00]USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey
[03:26.82]That's right, I'm an American citizen
[03:33.00]Aberdeen Washington, this is my country
[03:37.60]And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election
[03:41.40]Does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way I do
[03:50.13]And I came to America
[03:52.19]And I live in America
[03:53.52]Come on
[03:54.23]And I live in America
[03:55.90]I do too, dad
[03:57.00]Let me get 'em
[03:58.22]And I live in America
[04:00.05]And I live in Ameri...
[04:01.17]Shut up, little Aberdeen shut the **** up
[04:04.27]My bad
[04:05.15]Let me tell 'em
[04:07.02]That's right
[04:08.15]I'm American