Something's in my coffee, yeah There's something in my coffee, yeah Must be the water, and it Must be the water, and it Must be the water, 'cause it Must be the water, and it Must be the water, yeah Must be the water And there's, Something in the air we're breathing It's in the air we're breathing 'It's in the TV,' he said 'It's in the TV,' he said There are TV Gods There are TV Gods It's in the offices And it's in the cars we're driving It's in the offices And wash the car you're driving 'It'll get your eyes,' he says 'So watch your eyes,' he says 'It's in the TV,' he said 'It's in the TV,' he said There are TV Gods There are TV gods There are TV Gods There are TV Gods They want to keep you numb They know you'll stay and come They know you'll turn them on They know you'll turn them on They want to keep you numb They know you'll stay and come They know you'll turn them on They know you'll turn them on There are TV Gods There are TV Gods 'It's in the TV,' he said 'It's in the TV,' he said 'Turn off the TVs,' he said 'Turn off the TVs,' he said There are TV Gods There are TV Gods