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Pr0n S0ng - Original Lyrics

Song Pr0n S0ng - Original
Artist MC Frontalot
Album Nerdcore Rising
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[00:15.25] Click close.
[00:21.85] You gotta click close.
[00:28.81] Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk
[00:31.12] no jest! It's time Frontalot confessed:
[00:32.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.83] and I don't think I'm the first to find
[00:36.63] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.00] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.22] victory in the race to be
[00:42.48] the intarweb's number one devotee
[00:44.29] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.84] (Risqué to hey! Quintuple-X obscene.)
[00:47.65] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.37] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.04] My spleen ain't the part that gets vented
[00:52.96] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.71] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.36] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[01:00.75] Got a boatload of midgets and they're in command
[01:02.91] of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:06.89] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.61] and the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.39] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.96] 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[01:29.08] Lurking in #pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.64] got DCC’d unexpectedly
[01:32.66] with an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:34.31] Part III: Bad Habits. I’m so l337
[01:36.17] that I had that one already.
[01:37.85] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:39.81] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.63] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.44] said “nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain’t
[01:45.25] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.17] in big 32-bit color
[01:48.64] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller.”
[01:50.50] I said “you can’t fire me; I quit!”
[01:52.11] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.38] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.39] 31 years of Hustler scans;
[01:58.15] plans for how to construct a love-swing;
[01:59.86] alt.binaries.everything
[02:01.52] archived since spring of ’92;
[02:03.31] receipt for my RealDoll’s stripper shoes;
[02:05.54] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.01] (vote once, tub girl or goatse man);
[02:08.81] glands galore, explore for hours;
[02:10.64] diaper play and roman showers;
[02:12.44] glory hole video, deep as it gets;
[02:14.09] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.13] cap’d on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:17.68] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:19.79] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:21.59] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.19] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.01] every delectation to which I’m prone.
[02:26.92] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:31.80] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:35.41] Got a Craig’s List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.09] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:43.11] Got to click close, put it away
[02:46.69] ‘cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[02:51.19] The backslash on my keyboard’s stuck.
[03:13.83] Mouse wheel don’t turn ‘cause it’s all gummed up.
[00:15.25] Click close.
[00:21.85] You gotta click close.
[00:28.81] Just got hardpressed underneath my desk
[00:31.12] no jest! It' s time Frontalot confessed:
[00:32.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.83] and I don' t think I' m the first to find
[00:36.63] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.00] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.22] victory in the race to be
[00:42.48] the intarweb' s number one devotee
[00:44.29] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.84] Risque to hey! QuintupleX obscene.
[00:47.65] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.37] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.04] My spleen ain' t the part that gets vented
[00:52.96] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.71] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.36] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[01:00.75] Got a boatload of midgets and they' re in command
[01:02.91] of a fullgrown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:06.89] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.61] and the braying' s so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.39] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.96] ' cause the internet is filthy.
[01:29.08] Lurking in pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.64] got DCC' d unexpectedly
[01:32.66] with an 80minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:34.31] Part III: Bad Habits. I' m so l337
[01:36.17] that I had that one already.
[01:37.85] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:39.81] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.63] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.44] said " nuhuh Front, that terminal ain' t
[01:45.25] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.17] in big 32bit color
[01:48.64] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller."
[01:50.50] I said " you can' t fire me I quit!"
[01:52.11] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.38] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.39] 31 years of Hustler scans
[01:58.15] plans for how to construct a loveswing
[01:59.86] alt. binaries. everything
[02:01.52] archived since spring of ' 92
[02:03.31] receipt for my RealDoll' s stripper shoes
[02:05.54] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.01] vote once, tub girl or goatse man
[02:08.81] glands galore, explore for hours
[02:10.64] diaper play and roman showers
[02:12.44] glory hole video, deep as it gets
[02:14.09] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.13] cap' d on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:17.68] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:19.79] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:21.59] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.19] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.01] every delectation to which I' m prone.
[02:26.92] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:31.80] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:35.41] Got a Craig' s List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.09] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:43.11] Got to click close, put it away
[02:46.69] ' cause the internet is filthy.
[02:51.19] The backslash on my keyboard' s stuck.
[03:13.83] Mouse wheel don' t turn ' cause it' s all gummed up.
[00:15.25] Click close.
[00:21.85] You gotta click close.
[00:28.81] Just got hardpressed underneath my desk
[00:31.12] no jest! It' s time Frontalot confessed:
[00:32.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.83] and I don' t think I' m the first to find
[00:36.63] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.00] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.22] victory in the race to be
[00:42.48] the intarweb' s number one devotee
[00:44.29] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.84] Risqué to hey! QuintupleX obscene.
[00:47.65] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.37] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.04] My spleen ain' t the part that gets vented
[00:52.96] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.71] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.36] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[01:00.75] Got a boatload of midgets and they' re in command
[01:02.91] of a fullgrown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:06.89] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.61] and the braying' s so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.39] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.96] ' cause the internet is filthy.
[01:29.08] Lurking in pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.64] got DCC' d unexpectedly
[01:32.66] with an 80minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:34.31] Part III: Bad Habits. I' m so l337
[01:36.17] that I had that one already.
[01:37.85] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:39.81] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.63] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.44] said " nuhuh Front, that terminal ain' t
[01:45.25] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.17] in big 32bit color
[01:48.64] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller."
[01:50.50] I said " you can' t fire me I quit!"
[01:52.11] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.38] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.39] 31 years of Hustler scans
[01:58.15] plans for how to construct a loveswing
[01:59.86] alt. binaries. everything
[02:01.52] archived since spring of ' 92
[02:03.31] receipt for my RealDoll' s stripper shoes
[02:05.54] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.01] vote once, tub girl or goatse man
[02:08.81] glands galore, explore for hours
[02:10.64] diaper play and roman showers
[02:12.44] glory hole video, deep as it gets
[02:14.09] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.13] cap' d on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:17.68] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:19.79] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:21.59] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.19] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.01] every delectation to which I' m prone.
[02:26.92] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:31.80] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:35.41] Got a Craig' s List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.09] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:43.11] Got to click close, put it away
[02:46.69] ' cause the internet is filthy.
[02:51.19] The backslash on my keyboard' s stuck.
[03:13.83] Mouse wheel don' t turn ' cause it' s all gummed up.
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